Orbit Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Life is a blur of Republicans and meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 As they used to say in church: ''Good word''!! Shared to Facebook. Is that boring or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sweetcakes Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsborndaleIvanhoe Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 still picking split ends over here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 still picking split ends over here. Still ripping horrendous farts with JESUS over here. Glory! Wait... that's not boring is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 kind of sad the gnat's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsborndaleIvanhoe Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Ass riffs for Jesus...no those are spiritual soundings. Like speaking in tongues, for your ass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm alone in the chat room. I might start chatting with myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I wish that my local Wal-mart would bring back self-check out registers. They got rid of them because people here were using them to shoplift. Boo hiss, ok, so maybe I didn't really pay for that fancy thingamajig...but it's not like Wal-mart is hurting because I slipped that bottle of wine in behind my frozen pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsborndaleIvanhoe Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 picking dead skin, hair and dust out of the crevices of my laptop with a pin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Ass riffs for Jesus...no those are spiritual soundings. Like speaking in tongues, for your ass. Amen, Sister! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I think the neighbor's phone just rang. They may have answered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm alone in the chat room. I might start chatting with myself. The Lard magically blessed you with several people to chat with, including me! Glory! You chatted with yourself long enough when you were religious and you were busy deluding yourself into believing that you were chatting with an Invisible Man who lives in the Sky. Please don't chat with yourself again. Seriously though, especially when I am in a manic state, I chat with myself all the time, thinking out loud with my mind going a million miles an hour everywhere. It's annoying as hell. But not as annoying as realizing that you've been talking to yourself for years when you thought you had an Invisible Sky Friend to talk to...who loved you and Croaked in the Spook on the big giant stick for you and then Magically Undeadened Himself for you... Hell, He even kicked the Talking Snake's ass for you! Glory! And then, you realize it's all an ancient myth that you've been sold for years... And here we all are with that common bond... Glory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 kind of sad the gnat's gone. Don't mourn for the gnat. It is in a better place now and it is happy... Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 My glasses are dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 My printer may be about to Croak in the Spook. It's been stuck claiming that it is "now printing" for several hours... is that boring or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I currently have 53 Chrome tabs open, 13 of which are YouTube... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I almost knocked my lamp over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I found my headphones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 It's time for me and my one dozen chocolate chip cookies to go to bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I just hit the space bar on my keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I currently have 256 Facebook friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 My cell phone is almost fully charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 18, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2014 Yesterday when I returned from work I found that someone had put the tea pitcher back into the refrigerator even though it was empty. What kind of barbarian does that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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