☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 Well apparently one of my Christian FB friends is an idiot. She was talking about a light that went out in her bathroom and praising God because it came back on while she was singing gospel music in the shower. And then did it again the next day when her son was singing in the bathroom. For a person that is a Gospel singer, I imagine there is a lot of gospel singing in the house. I replied and told her she needs to check the Electrical connections in the switch and fixture incase it is a loose connection. (Which it probably is) either that or one of those flourescent lights with the transformer below the light. Praise the Lord!!! Faith in God causing house fires across America. WTF? DB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantheory Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 21 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: The problem with the 72 guaranteed virgins for Jihad, is that nowhere does it say that these virgins are pretty. Yes, it says they are between the ages of 9 to 13, and that they will be exclusive sex slaves for eternity, all well and good. But before I hijack a plane and fly it into a towering building, I would need a guarantee that these 72 virgin girls are not fat and ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 hours ago, pantheory said: The problem with the 72 guaranteed virgins for Jihad, is that nowhere does it say that these virgins are pretty. Yes, it says they are between the ages of 9 to 13, and that they will be your exclusive sex slaves for eternity, all well and good. But before I hijack a plane and fly it into a towering building, I would need a guarantee that these 72 virgin girls are not fat and ugly Do they have to be women? It could be 72 Horny virgin Teenage guys with a bottle full of viagra!! Lmao Bet that'd be a surprise!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantheory Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 11 hours ago, DarkBishop said: Do they have to be women? It could be 72 Horny virgin Teenage guys with a bottle full of viagra!! Lmao Bet that'd be a surprise!! No, I would run from that. They must be young, pretty and horny girls to motivate me to Jihad. Allahau Akbar (God is great). Wafaqna Muhammad. وفقنا الله 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantheory Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 From my count I would need 62 more, Allahau Akbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 13 hours ago, pantheory said: No, I would run from that. They must be young, pretty and horny girls to motivate me to Jihad. Allahau Akbar (God is great). Wafaqna Muhammad. وفقنا الله I think it would be hilarious seeing a suicide bomber go to heaven, looking for his 72 virgins only to find out he had to run from 72 horny men for eternity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev R Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 On 2/13/2023 at 9:15 PM, DarkBishop said: Well apparently one of my Christian FB friends is an idiot. She was talking about a light that went out in her bathroom and praising God because it came back on while she was singing gospel music in the shower. And then did it again the next day when her son was singing in the bathroom. For a person that is a Gospel singer, I imagine there is a lot of gospel singing in the house. I replied and told her she needs to check the Electrical connections in the switch and fixture incase it is a loose connection. (Which it probably is) either that or one of those flourescent lights with the transformer below the light. Praise the Lord!!! Faith in God causing house fires across America. WTF? DB God has no time to fix famine, war, or rebuild after natural disasters, but will certainly find your keys and fix your bathroom light bulb because you sang on key. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted February 15, 2023 Author Share Posted February 15, 2023 31 minutes ago, Rev R said: God has no time to fix famine, war, or rebuild after natural disasters, but will certainly find your keys and fix your bathroom light bulb because you sang on key. Well, you know. Hes got HIS priorities. And his ways are not our ways and all that mysterious shit. DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev R Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Mysterious and unfathomable ways I can deal with. Cosmic vending machine is a bit too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 2/13/2023 at 8:50 PM, TheRedneckProfessor said: It wasn't faith that did that, it was the United States Government, with a little help from certain political extremists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 2/14/2023 at 2:28 PM, DarkBishop said: I think it would be hilarious seeing a suicide bomber go to heaven, looking for his 72 virgins only to find out he had to run from 72 horny men for eternity. Yeah, and they would be 72 gay horny men that had been thrown from rooftops and are REALLY pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Weezer ◊ Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 17 hours ago, duderonomy said: It wasn't faith that did that, it was the United States Government, with a little help from certain political extremists. This may not the place to do it, but if you are going to make claims, show us the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted May 24, 2023 Super Moderator Share Posted May 24, 2023 17 hours ago, duderonomy said: It wasn't faith that did that, it was the United States Government, with a little help from certain political extremists. 9 minutes ago, Weezer said: This may not the place to do it, but if you are going to make claims, show us the evidence. Thanks, @Weezer. The place to do it would be in the Opine Club; and, yes, by all means, @duderonomy, support your claims with evidence. https://www.ex-christian.net/forum/62-topics/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 16 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: Thanks, @Weezer. The place to do it would be in the Opine Club; and, yes, by all means, @duderonomy, support your claims with evidence. https://www.ex-christian.net/forum/62-topics/ I have to join a club? WTF? Prof, and you too Weezer, please support your claims with evidence. Faith causes airplanes to crash? SHOW ME. I'm not going to go on about it, but .... Note from Moderator @TABA: The rest of this post has been deleted. The member has been told this stuff belongs in the Opine Club, if it belongs anywhere at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TABA Posted May 25, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 25, 2023 7 hours ago, duderonomy said: I have to join a club? WTF? Prof, and you too Weezer, please support your claims with evidence. Faith causes airplanes to crash? SHOW ME. I'm not going to go on about it, but .... Yeah, you can stop right there, Dude. The man told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 16 hours ago, TABA said: Yeah, you can stop right there, Dude. The man told you. This place, the Lion's Den of Ex-C, used to be so cool, TABA. It seems that discussion and alternate ideas aren't accepted here anymore. If there is no freedom of discussion, it is nothing but shit. I know you know this and so do people that want/need to discuss things related to Christianity, but fuck you if you look for truth and want to challenge ideas that you think might be wrong, right? I'm so sorry that the good mods aren't around anymore. Back when Florduh, and Skip, and even my pal Fweethaught were here, thoughts flowed. The RKP used to be cool too back when he was wondering if he might need ground control for a drug trip, but now it seems he has become The Big Guy and we must obey his authoritay, you know? Yeah, you know. You went RED!!! The MAN TOLD ME!!!! I'm, really sad that this website isn't what it used to be TABA, but you do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 5/24/2023 at 10:56 PM, duderonomy said: Prof, and you too Weezer, please support your claims with evidence. Faith causes airplanes to crash? SHOW ME. I'm not going to go on about it, but .... Note from Moderator @TABA: The rest of this post has been deleted. The member has been told this stuff belongs in the Opine Club, if it belongs anywhere at all. TABA, what was wrong with asking for some support (EVIDENCE) for the claims they made? Honest. Please explain, and I'm serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 minute ago, duderonomy said: TABA, what was wrong with asking for some support (EVIDENCE) for the claims they made? Honest. Please explain, and I'm serious. Really serious and not kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Weezer ◊ Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 5/24/2023 at 9:56 PM, duderonomy said: Prof, and you too Weezer, please support your claims with evidence. I'm no longer playing your game. Goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walterpthefirst Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Where's Burnedout now? Where are all of his posts? Did any of the members have any say in the changes that were made to the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted May 26, 2023 Super Moderator Share Posted May 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, walterpthefirst said: Where's Burnedout now? Where are all of his posts? Did any of the members have any say in the changes that were made to the forum? Burnedout is no longer with us. This is Dave's personal website. It always has been and it still is. He sets it up and changes it as he deems best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TABA Posted May 26, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 26, 2023 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: This place, the Lion's Den of Ex-C, used to be so cool, TABA. 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: I'm, really sad that this website isn't what it used to be TABA, but you do you. 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: I'm so sorry that the good mods aren't around anymore. People come and go, things change, for better or worse. The current moderators are doing the best we can in support of the goals of the community. 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: It seems that discussion and alternate ideas aren't accepted here anymore. If there is no freedom of discussion, it is nothing but shit. 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: TABA, what was wrong with asking for some support (EVIDENCE) for the claims they made? Honest. Please explain, and I'm serious. That’s not the problem. The problem is you went off on a conspiracy theory that has nothing to do with the purpose of this forum. There is just one place for political and other disputes now, and that is the Opine Club. Post on such topics there, or not, as you prefer. The past few years saw several blowups and falling out of members as a result of political disputes getting out of hand. The purpose of this community, above all others, is to support people deconverting from Christianity. It’s a problem when that purpose is undermined in any way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walterpthefirst Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 6 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: Burnedout is no longer with us. This is Dave's personal website. It always has been and it still is. He sets it up and changes it as he deems best. Exactly. I was aware of these facts. Now anyone reading this thread will also be aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdelsolray Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 5/25/2023 at 8:42 PM, duderonomy said: This place, the Lion's Den of Ex-C, used to be so cool, TABA. It seems that discussion and alternate ideas aren't accepted here anymore. If there is no freedom of discussion, it is nothing but shit. I know you know this and so do people that want/need to discuss things related to Christianity, but fuck you if you look for truth and want to challenge ideas that you think might be wrong, right? I'm so sorry that the good mods aren't around anymore. Back when Florduh, and Skip, and even my pal Fweethaught were here, thoughts flowed. The RKP used to be cool too back when he was wondering if he might need ground control for a drug trip, but now it seems he has become The Big Guy and we must obey his authoritay, you know? Yeah, you know. You went RED!!! The MAN TOLD ME!!!! I'm, really sad that this website isn't what it used to be TABA, but you do you. Perhaps it's time for you to go play with your QAnon Action Figure Set™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 On 5/26/2023 at 1:01 AM, Weezer said: I'm no longer playing your game. Goodbye. I'm not playing a game Weezer, and I'm not sure what you mean by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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