Leaf Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Folks, I think I know what Leaf's problem is. Have another look at his picture, but this time look real close and see if you notice the same thing I do: Nice one I'll give ya that! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Leaf is there anything you don't do well? I can't Yo-Yo very well. Let me answer that for you. Think. That's one thing Leaf can't do very well. Hey I've I got an idea! Let's all start boasting up our abilities and see how it feels. I'll start. Yeah! I'm the master of the keyboard! No one can write a tune like me! I have so many chicks just dying to jump my bones 'cause I'm the shits! Hell not only that I'm really smart. Smart? You aint smart. You're a wussy pants. I think the universe through my enormous brain in my sleep. Hell, I'm the Alpha Mind. Yeah, that's me. I'm IT! Your turn. I have one of the most extensive vocabularies in the English speaking world. I mean, how many people do you know that use the word superfluous. I can find the heart of even the most difficult of theoretical concepts. I can shoot a fly off a pumpkin at a 100 yards and leave all the skin on the pumpkin. I can build a mansion from the foundation up all by myself. When I play the guitar women's panties come off. That's right. Their panties come right off! I am unyielding yet considerate. I am strong yet vulnerable. I am intelligent yet humble. I am kind yet not condescending. I have high ideals yet I am pragmatic. If you are male you want to be me and if you are female you want to be with me. I am incomparable. I am the deal. I am it. But I still can't Yo-Yo very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trancelation Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Folks, I think I know what Leaf's problem is. Have another look at his picture, but this time look real close and see if you notice the same thing I do:Nice one I'll give ya that! :-) Ladies and gentlemen, Leaf has just said that he thinks human male penises . . . are nice. The fun never ends, does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 If Leaf really wants to impress us, why doesn't he go post his thoughts in either, Science vs. Christianity, General Theological Issues, or News & Current events. That's where all the sexiest posts are and they are not even about sex! If I want ifo on that shit I have a tool called Google..I dont plan to waste 1 hr of time going down that raod..i'll do that in real life...not on some internet forum..thanks... QUOTE>ook, us Ex-C women find men like Leaf rupulsive. A man with brains, emotional stability, and eloquence are what we consider sexy, to us a man who boasts sexual prowess is simply a sad, pathetic creature, we want no part of.<QUOTETo compair me with fellows on a internet forum and in real life is a joke to say the very least!!!! Me repulsize....If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. So spare me the same old BS! Case in point. Anyone, with even a somewhat limited intellegence, would more than understand what I have stated. Leaf is in severe need of comprehension skills. Leaf, Comprehension skills are way up there in importance. You lack them! If you can't get the simple, I, or any other woman here, would never waste her time on you. Taph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jella Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? lol... I know he thinks all lesbian are like those in the videos. Boy have I got a few gals he should meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? He probably thinks he'd turn every lesbian straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 QUOTE(Leaf @ Dec 30 2006, 02:04 PM) * If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? I have had sex with them also! Had a few threesomes! And your point is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 QUOTE(Leaf @ Dec 30 2006, 02:04 PM) *If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? I have had sex with them also! Had a few threesomes! And your point is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I have had sex with them also! Had a few threesomes! And your point is? My point is that there is no way every woman could find you attractive as some do not even find men attractive! I seriously doubt the women you had sex with in your threesomes were actually lesbians; chances are they might have been bi-curious or bisexual, or even straight trying something they thought was kinky. When I refer to lesbians, I'm not talking about the ones you see in porno flicks Leaf, I am referring to the real lesbians; the ones who are attracted to women. Let me put this another way, so why would a woman who is attracted to women be attracted to you? Again, what makes you think that every woman if she were to met you would be attracted to you? So just curious is there any type of woman you haven't had sex with? You seem so fond of bragging about all the religious women you (allegedly) bedded. Why haven't you gone after the Muslim ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubilant Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? I have had sex with them also! Had a few threesomes! And your point is? Hey sweetie, if they are having sex with you they are not lesbians, they are BI-Sexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trancelation Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 My once-upon-a-time friend wth NPD had the same belief as Leaf does: that he could bed ANY woman, and that if he couldn't, there was something wrong with THEM, not him. As I'm sure we can all figure out, this ridiculous worldview has nothing to do with satisfying women, and everything to do with the filling up with hot air of one's own ego. Of course, Lead nor any other man can bed any woman he so desires. Such an idea is a crock of bullshit, but typical of the self-loathing that narcissists feel. I could go on and on, but the future missus is sending me on an errand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Well what can I say..if a women is total gay...I move on..Fuck I aint wasting time on her....1,000s of fish in the sea..I'm also not saying every women i hit on hits the sack with me....I will say about 1/4 women is my sucess rate. "i need to note I only go for 7+ on looks" I am 100% sure If I lowered my looks scale my rate would increase by 50%+.That means if I go to a club or bar and ask out 20 women I'll get 5 interested or their #..The other 15..may have, boyfreinds, be gay, have issues or just are not interest...I take rejection with a grain of salt. Its part of the game....I don't dwell on it..I move on..if a women makes it clear to me she is a lesbian..I will respect that and move on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Muslims, I had one Muslim lady...And she needed a razor..She was a huge turn off to me! Now I dont even consider a Muslim women..Personal preference. Again not every women is atracted to me..Buty I build myself up with confidence to think every one is....I know better in life..and I do get rejected..i just suck it up and go to the next.....in Ukraine alone there are over 20+ million women..The world is a big place!!!! Like I said If I ask out 4 women 1 will nite every time..the other 3 , 1 has a BF, the other may be gay, and the other is just not in the mood or has issues or just not interested....I move on...Also I dont lower my scale..i never go for chubby or fat women NEVER!!!!! Also i don't hit on ugly women..So the women i ask out are the ones who get hit on daily by men... I am sure if I lowered my scale to fat and ugly I would get a much higher responce rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leaf Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 Digital obviously U care because you keep entering this thread with spam. Aint you got nothing better to do then searching the internet for pictures to post here? LOSER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Muslims, I had one Muslim lady...And she needed a razor..She was a huge turn off to me! Now I dont even consider a Muslim women..Personal preference.Again not every women is atracted to me..Buty I build myself up with confidence to think every one is....I know better in life..and I do get rejected..i just suck it up and go to the next.....in Ukraine alone there are over 20+ million women..The world is a big place!!!! Like I said If I ask out 4 women 1 will nite every time..the other 3 , 1 has a BF, the other may be gay, and the other is just not in the mood or has issues or just not interested....I move on...Also I dont lower my scale..i never go for chubby or fat women NEVER!!!!! Also i don't hit on ugly women..So the women i ask out are the ones who get hit on daily by men... I am sure if I lowered my scale to fat and ugly I would get a much higher responce rate. You know why Mack Daddy's never laid me? Not cuz I'm fat, cuz I wasn't, but cuz honestly I don't get it, at all. I just don't get the game, what game? How is it a game? When I was still single and looking, if I was at a club I was dragged there, or was there because of a party or something, but I got hit on other places. Players always left me going huh? I grew up in the home where my brothers friends hung out. I have two brothers that are different as night and day. I love them both, but, while all my friends had crushes on my one brother and his friends, all traditionally georgeoous, me, I had my eyes on one of my other brothers friends, the long hair hippie, science major. Now that they are men it hasn't changed much, the one of my brothers that was the "cute one" I still don't get why people fall over themselves for him. Even he would laugh when we'd be out together, when I was young, when that type of guy would try to play me, and I'd just walk away and he'd be all "Linda! he was trying to pick up on you!" and I'd be all he was??? Ah but then those were the days I was so desperately trying to hide the fact I was in love with the ultimate playerette that I really just didn't notice other things. Oh well... Okay as I do not get it, how is this game scored anyway? Quantity, or quality?? Cuz quanity you're gonna get me, I like to take my time with a woman, but quaility?? I've slept with 4 women, all thin busty blondes. Three with stop traffic green eyes (one of those I am still with, I would not call her a conquest though since she owns me), one had these cold grey eyes that I swear made you feel like your heart left the building. I personally would never rate a woman on a scale but walking purposefully slowly so I could see men break their necks to look at my current amour has been a happy past time with each of the women I've been with. You, Leaf, have been saying you could sleep with any and all women, then you say no, you do get turned down. My question is why would you want to have sex with so many?? Persoanlly I am intensely kinky, so I much prefer to have a sexual partner long term, so I can get to the point I am comfortable exchangeing bodily fluids. If we're just going to jump on a women and and get our wicket wet, then leave, where's the fun in that?? At 41 I have found the only thing all women seem to have in common is that to turn them on deeply it's not a pretty face, or the perfect size penis, but finding the right spot in their mind that just makes them drool. Damn did I get verbose again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulQ Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Okay as I do not get it, how is this game scored anyway? Quantity, or quality?? Cuz quanity you're gonna get me, I like to take my time with a woman, but quaility?? The guy made it clear, "Any woman, any time, any where." Heck, the guy even does nuns. Said so himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Okay as I do not get it, how is this game scored anyway? Quantity, or quality?? Cuz quanity you're gonna get me, I like to take my time with a woman, but quaility?? The guy made it clear, "Any woman, any time, any where." Heck, the guy even does nuns. Said so himself. Oh well, I'm not a player I guess, or a playerette, or um yeah whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Leaf, seen here with one of his conquests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin webmdave Posted December 31, 2006 Admin Share Posted December 31, 2006 Folks, I think I know what Leaf's problem is. Have another look at his picture, but this time look real close and see if you notice the same thing I do: Looks the same to me. Hmm. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 This page is all messed up I have no buttons??? Only Reply..no smile faces or nothing??? Leaf, if you don't have any of those fancy things I can guess it's for one of two reasons: 1. Your computer lacks the capacity. 2. Mods are clamping down on you and taking away priviledges because of your style. They do things like that to people who are offensive in the extreme. Take a clue and either shape up or ship out before the decision is made for you. Edit: I wrote the above before I saw Jella's post. I have no reason to believe that anyone is curtailing Jella's privileges. DigitalQuirk, glad to see you're still smiling and didn't take it personal what that dickhead said. I don't know if your avatar is a picture of you but I always thought it was. Nice, decent-looking guy, a person I'd feel comfortable talking to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin webmdave Posted December 31, 2006 Admin Share Posted December 31, 2006 I just checked, no on has done anything to Leaf's account, yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 I have no controls...Yesterday all was fine..now I cant edit, cant even see the snowmen...is their a fast way to fix this? Maybe I pushed a wrong button or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicate_Catastrophe Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 If you would meet me in real life..no matter what your job you would be attracted to me. What makes you think every woman would find you attractive Leaf? What about lesbians? He probably thinks he'd turn every lesbian straight. Based on another thread, he thinks being homosexual is a choice, that people up and decide life would be better for them if they got with others of the same sex. Leaf - If you are SO sure, why not post a pic? I don't care if you are, technically speaking, very attractive. Your attitude would make it impossible for me to be attracted to you on an emotional OR physical level. Many women cannot disconnect the two. If you're an ass, I won't find you hot physically speaking. Then of course there's the fact that not everyone is attracted to the same thing, so there is probably no one that would be attractive to everyone. Women are human too, we're all unique. Just thought that bit of info might be useful for you to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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