StJeffTheIncomprehensible Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Thanks for answering my question contra. Guinness is an acquired taste i think. I used to have buddy that drank that stuff like water. I couldn't get used to it at all. I love Guinness as well. The only problem is that if you drink more than 3 pints it makes your poop pitch-black and tar-like. Tar-like poop is extremely hard to wipe off of ass hair. Which leaves major skid marks. Which leads to needing new underwear. Which costs more than Icehouse. Ergo, Icehouse is the way to go. hahaha! really? I regret to inform you that I'm telling the truth, with my hand up. I speak from bitter experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Holy shit stubble length hair is so refreshing... My head can breath again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 Thanks for answering my question contra. Guinness is an acquired taste i think. I used to have buddy that drank that stuff like water. I couldn't get used to it at all. I love Guinness as well. The only problem is that if you drink more than 3 pints it makes your poop pitch-black and tar-like. Tar-like poop is extremely hard to wipe off of ass hair. Which leaves major skid marks. Which leads to needing new underwear. Which costs more than Icehouse. Ergo, Icehouse is the way to go. hahaha! really? I regret to inform you that I'm telling the truth, with my hand up. I speak from bitter experience. You need to go to the doctor then. Black Tarry stools is caused by blood in your digestive tract, not beer, not even black stout. If you're getting black tarry stool, it's because you're bleeding internally somewhere, could be an ulcer, could be in your intestines, but there's blood coming from somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted March 15, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2015 Maybe Guinness Stout makes his gut bleed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted March 15, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'd like to talk about snot this morning. I've had a real bout of the flu this week and a lot of snot. Mine is clear. that's good eh? We're allowed to talk about this aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StJeffTheIncomprehensible Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Thanks for answering my question contra. Guinness is an acquired taste i think. I used to have buddy that drank that stuff like water. I couldn't get used to it at all. I love Guinness as well. The only problem is that if you drink more than 3 pints it makes your poop pitch-black and tar-like. Tar-like poop is extremely hard to wipe off of ass hair. Which leaves major skid marks. Which leads to needing new underwear. Which costs more than Icehouse. Ergo, Icehouse is the way to go. hahaha! really? I regret to inform you that I'm telling the truth, with my hand up. I speak from bitter experience. You need to go to the doctor then. Black Tarry stools is caused by blood in your digestive tract, not beer, not even black stout. If you're getting black tarry stool, it's because you're bleeding internally somewhere, could be an ulcer, could be in your intestines, but there's blood coming from somewhere. Maybe Guinness Stout makes his gut bleed? We're in danger of making this Boring Thread mildly interesting--and perhaps grossing out some sensitive souls. For the sake of greater knowledge, these are dangers I'm willing to face. While I appreciate your concern, fellers, I reject your diagnosis.The evidence is against you. The tar poops only happen to me when I drink a lot of very dark stouts, or eat certain foods. Eat a bunch of black licorice and tell me what happens to your poop. Eat a bunch of Fruit Loops and tell me what happens to your poop. If you aren't willing to subject yourself to such scientific tests, feed a diaper-baby a bunch of black licorice and tell me what you find in the next few stinkies. Sure, it's possible that Guinness or certain foods actually make my innards bleed and that's why my poop turns color and consistency. However, since I have no other symptoms and the research actually shows it's normal to experience changes in your poop after ingesting certain types of products, I think I'm on solid ground here. I'd like to talk about snot this morning. I've had a real bout of the flu this week and a lot of snot. Mine is clear. that's good eh? We're allowed to talk about this aren't we? Ew, Margee, how can you be so gross!!!??? Now then, shall we go back to Boring news? My wife killed a cactus by not watering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I'd like to talk about snot this morning. I've had a real bout of the flu this week and a lot of snot. Mine is clear. that's good eh? We're allowed to talk about this aren't we? Clear snot means you're in the clear, you're getting better! Yay! I hope you're feeling better margee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FreeThinkerNZ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I consulted Dr Google and found that black, tarry stools can be caused by consuming certain foods/drinks OR the presence of blood from an ulcer OR the presence of blood from cancer. The risk of the latter increases with age and family history. So, if you are over 50, or have a family history of colon cancer, and you like consuming foods/drinks that make your stools black and tarry, keep an eye on them because it would be tragic to put it down to foods/drinks when it was cancer. Public service announcement over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Not many people on here today. <sigh> I wish i could get back into playing the guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Sometimes when I am depressed or really freakin' bored, I like to watch vintage commercials. This is a catchy little tune. And those kids look like they are having fun. What could possibly be so fun about shaking your hips/ass in order to make a little ball bounce back and forth? I can't figure it out, although I do see why men might like to watch women or teen girls play with it. Gotta appreciate those ass shakin' moments... I lol so hard at this one... "GAYLORD! He has a bone of his own!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Not many people on here today. <sigh> I wish i could get back into playing the guitar. Why can't you? Please explain in detail. ETA: Please explain in detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Black, tarry stools. I used to be in a band called "The Black Tarry Stools". No I didn't. If I had been, that would be less than boring than me just making that up. I think that we should have a study of what makes black tarry stools happen. What would we feed the control group? One thing I haven't seen mentioned is a severe form of arthritis. I went to a severe form of arthritis specialist once, and he asked me if I ever had black tarry stools. I said no, unless I bought cheap beer. Not Miller though. I explained to the doctor that Miller beer made me fart all the next day, but my poop was normal, if in a hurry. Turns out, my arthritis isn't severe at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Ooh, I can join in the charming stool discussion. Apparently I have a some kind of stomach bug coming on. Typing this on my phone in a public wc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Peanut butter gives me black tarry stools. So does milk. On that note, I present to you: 16 Ways To Make a Better PB&J. The jelly locking technique really works. I've also tried sandwich zoning. Which isn't all it's cracked up to be since the outer edges always ooze into the center, making it a mushy mess zone. Who uses fruit instead of jam? What kind of twisted people do that? Bananas, maybe. But actual berries? NO. They don't belong! GTFO my sandwich, real fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Not many people on here today. <sigh> I wish i could get back into playing the guitar. Why can't you? Please explain in detail. ETA: Please explain in detail. When i got into christianity, i left the band that i was in and got rid of all my gear to focus on jesus. The whole, what shall it profit a man and give your life up to me crap got to me so i got rid of all of it for jesus. I don't have a guitar to play anymore, i had something like 18 at the time. Expensive ones too. Now that i am out of christianity, i am kicking myself for getting rid of it all for nothing. -peace/cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I just ate a turkey sandwich. It was very tasty. I also put away some laundry and considered signing up for Steam. Anyone use Steam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Steam is love, Steam is life. Praise Gabe N. ...Yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well, that's a glowing endorsement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Lots of sales, lots of games, not a lot of hassle. Beware of early access games, they aren't all bad, but scrutiny is your friend. Take all reviews with a grain of salt, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why is it that when you eat a certain food because it tastes so good, that by the time you have eaten it 10 times it tastes horrible now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I can't bring myself to do anything productive today. I just want to sleep and watch stuff on Youtube. Two random videos recommended to me by the Mysterious Forces of YouTubia! Recommended for your maximum enjoyment. Some nice vaporwave. Chill. It's Puppy Justice! The Dog Supreme Court! I'd totally watch this if it were on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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