TheOutsider Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 If you like old commercials you might appreciate this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? Because it's pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 How does moses make coffee? He brews it. What happened to the guy who swallowed food coloring? He dyed inside. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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duderonomy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 CC, that's sucks about you getting rid your guitars. We've all lost something to the cluster-you-know-what of Christianity. If you have a guitar you always have a friend and a source of frustration. I hope you get yourself another one or eighteen soon and jump back into playing. I play too and I can't imagine not having one around to plunk on. By the way, I get the jokes in your posts 1597 and 1598 and 1599, but I can't crack the riddle in 1594. My guess is that after the first time you eat a certain food it mixes with stomach acids and passes through the guts and then turns into poop, so by the time you've eaten it for the tenth time it's lost a bit of it's original flavor. Am I close to being correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ContraBardus Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 If you like old commercials you might appreciate this: I'll take your "BIG GAME LIQUID SLAM" and raise you one "STRAFE". This was a kickstarter campaign, and yes I backed it. Totally worth it just for that video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Holy shit, that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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seven77 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 My clock is ticking too loud. I can't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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seven77 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I think Ozzy could probably deliver a better vocal on this cover than Laiho did. Kinda sad, really. Now this cover of "Rebel Yell" isn't too bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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seven77 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 My dogs have a whole box of toys. Each of their toys has a name and my Jack Russell knows them all: Bunny Blue -- A little blue bunny that I found in the parking lot of my former residence. Earl -- A stuffed robin. I found him when I helped my sister move awhile back. Her old kitchen had a 'birdwatchers on acid in the 1970's theme', so they had a ton of weird bird collectibles scattered throughout their kitchen and dining area that they off-loaded when they moved to their new home. Tom Turkey -- A beanie baby called "Tom the Turkey". Tom is also a re-fur-gee from my sister's former kitchen. Puppyton -- A stuffed golden retriever that used to have a plaid vest and a small red collar that I won from a claw machine. Spot -- A stuffed dalmatian with a squeaker in it, purchased at the pet store a few months ago after I decided to retire a similar toy that she had ripped apart. Koala -- A stuffed koala that I got as a prize in a drawing at work years ago. Peanut Butter Ball -- A small orange ball that has a slot for fancy peanut butter treats built into the bottom of it. She can pop the treats out of it and doesn't really play with it much anymore. Catty Pillar -- A beanie baby caterpillar Aflac -- A talking stuffed duck that says "AFLAC!" when you press a button on its back Tennis Ball -- A tennis ball that she found and insisted on dragging home during one of our walks. It's pretty disgusting and I should throw it out... Pingy -- An ancient stuffed penguin that has no eyes, feet, and is missing a wing. I have sewn it back together several times and keep it hidden, only bringing out when she is under the weather. It's her favorite toy. '1970s Birdwatchers on Acid Theme Kitchen': Wallpaper was something like this: The trim was this awful dark, dark wooden weirdness that someone must have handcarved or something. It had a vine-and-leave motif. The cabinets were like this: This is the exact stove and fridge that they had. Their new place came with an identical stove...which was kinda odd, I thought. They had TONS of hideous and weird bird stuff. A lot of beanie babies in the living room. A lot of little figurines and statues in the kitchen, because they had lots of small shelves that weren't all that useful (too small, oddly placed). Examples: A similar clock was on the wall. My BIL was terrified of it and insisted that they box it up and donate it. It was actually a gift from me... I found it at a thrift shop. It was dusty and needed some TLC, but I got it back to working condition. Angry mallard statue. Not the exact statue, but the one my sister got off the return rack at work was pretty similar. Would post more, but I'm not finding anything similar enough to my memories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yunea Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yesterday I saw a man with a service dog. The dog pushed his big soft nose into my leg and took a good sniff. I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yesterday I saw a man with a service dog. The dog pushed his big soft nose into my leg and took a good sniff. I loved it. What does your leg smell like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yesterday I saw a man with a service dog. The dog pushed his big soft nose into my leg and took a good sniff. I loved it. What does your leg smell like? Probably some food I've dropped on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yesterday I saw a man with a service dog. The dog pushed his big soft nose into my leg and took a good sniff. I loved it.What does your leg smell like? Probably some food I've dropped on it. Case Closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This person is either very courageous, or the dumbest person on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 This person is either very courageous, or the dumbest person on earth. If you know what you're doing, big sharks aren't that dangerous. People in shark cages usually get in with feeding sharks or bring food into the water with them and prod them for exciting footage. That guy is probably pretty safe and of little interest to the shark to be honest. Most Sea Life has no interest in humans outside of curiosity. We're not in their food chain. The majority of people who are injured or killed by sea life are either screwing with them or making themselves look like food somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 That shark looks like it is smiling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Well duh. It's getting its picture taken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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