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The joke is what it says at the bottom. If you were free to be you, then you wouldn't need a saviour, let alone a religion. Not to mention having to read the bible to tell you what to do. As long as you obey the bible, you are not free to be you.

 

 

 

 

 

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If god never planted the tree in the garden in the first place, setting adam and eve up for the fall, we wouldn't have needed his blood in the first place. 

 p.s. all the blood talk....yuck!

 

 

 

 

 

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And what is it your sharing? That were all going to hell for not believing in a fictional character?

 

 

 

 

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Women of faith, huh? If only they read the misogynistic Bible verses that their all "loving" God has written, it is his "perfect word" after all. glare.gif

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My aunt posted a picture of my newborn nephew on her Facebook page. And under the pic, she typed: TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

 

*Facepalm*

If I ever have a baby, and people praise God for him/her, I'm gonna be like: ''Nah man, you can praise biology and the female body for my baby, not some supernatural man-made deity. That's all 100% human work right there, no god involved"

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My aunt posted a picture of my newborn nephew on her Facebook page. And under the pic, she typed: TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

 

*Facepalm*

If I ever have a baby, and people praise God for him/her, I'm gonna be like: ''Nah man, you can praise biology and the female body for my baby, not some supernatural man-made deity. That's all 100% human work right there, no god involved"

 

 

 

I've watched my wife create two different people.  It was suffering and sacrifice for her the whole time but she loved every minute because she knew it would be worth it.  Women are awesome and glorifying God for a mother's creation is wrong.

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“From the creators of God’s Not Dead”? Like that’s supposed to get me to watch this?

 

I saw God’s Not Dead. It is a childish assemblage of Christian urban legends. If an absurd stereotype of Africans, atheists, Chinese communists, Christians, Muslims, or university professors exists, it is in that movie. If I were still a Christian, I’d be embarrassed by that movie.

 

Plus, God’s Not Dead featured a personal trigger moment for me. I don’t want to do that to myself again.

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Yes, it's a real FB post.

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It's a miracle, he saved the bible but burned her sister in law alive. Glory to the lord! Am i the only one who thinks it is insane that she doesn't seem to care that god allowed her sister in law to be burned alive, screaming in horrifying agony? 

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I don't know which is worse. The lack of perspective or the arrogance. A rich, white, American male, living in the US claiming it's courageous to live as a christian. You've got to be #$%ing kidding me.

And for the record, I'm a fan of J Cash but this is just nuts.

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I don't know which is worse. The lack of perspective or the arrogance. A rich, white, American male, living in the US claiming it's courageous to live as a christian. You've got to be #$%ing kidding me.

And for the record, I'm a fan of J Cash but this is just nuts.

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Well, to be fair, as a musician touring clubs and being around drugs and booze all the time, I'd say that that's probably what he was talking about, especially since he struggled a lot with substance abuse. But, yeah, I do agree that it's generally no great feat to be a Christian in America.

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