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Okay...

 

So, why the hell is God testing me all the time, then? For what purpose? If I pass, do I go to "better" heaven instead of just "regular" heaven? If I fail, do I go to hell just because of some stupid "test"?

 

What a stupid, stupid fucking quote.

 

Wow! That is unbelievably bad! As someone who has been through a long-term illness, that seriously pisses me off!!!

 

I think the "anger phase" of my deconversion has finally kicked in this week. I am just so freakin aggravated with all this christian facebook bullshit right now!

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Okay...

 

So, why the hell is God testing me all the time, then? For what purpose? If I pass, do I go to "better" heaven instead of just "regular" heaven? If I fail, do I go to hell just because of some stupid "test"?

 

What a stupid, stupid fucking quote.

 

Wow! That is unbelievably bad! As someone who has been through a long-term illness, that seriously pisses me off!!!

 

I think the "anger phase" of my deconversion has finally kicked in this week. I am just so freakin aggravated with all this christian facebook bullshit right now!

 

I totally get what you mean, 2H. Though I just tend to become a smart-arse as a result. Dodgy uterus? Guess god doesn't think I should be having babies, and would prefer child abusers and junkies to have kids. Burnt my groin? I guess god's just showing me how he really feels about females. lol I really do have a twisted sense of humour tongue.png

 

Oh wait, no, I get it now. I burnt my groin because god wasn't happy with me cheating with a microwave meal and wants me back in the kitchen, where I belong LOL

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I totally get what you mean, 2H. Though I just tend to become a smart-arse as a result. Dodgy uterus? Guess god doesn't think I should be having babies, and would prefer child abusers and junkies to have kids. Burnt my groin? I guess god's just showing me how he really feels about females. lol I really do have a twisted sense of humour tongue.png

 

Oh wait, no, I get it now. I burnt my groin because god wasn't happy with me cheating with a microwave meal and wants me back in the kitchen, where I belong LOL

 

LOL! You crack me up, Pudd!

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Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

 

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

 

I find it very hard to believe that a professor would not correct this glaring error. I suspect that this story was made up by a good Christian fabricator.

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Me sis-in-law posted this today. Seriously?! How does someone actually think this is true? Yes, there are things on YOUR facebook wall that are invisible to you!

 

I commented: "Oh! So that's why all that porn was posted on your wall! How do you get it off if you can't see it?!"

 

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^^ HA HA! I'd love to see her face when she reads that. YOu're cruel.

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well, if you can have a relationship with an invisible father in the sky, you should be able to see the invisible porn

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^^ HA HA! I'd love to see her face when she reads that. YOu're cruel.

 

She commented "Oh my gosh!! Are you serious??" And then left me a voicemail sounding all worried about it. haha

 

I commented back and said I was just messing with her. She was cool with it. It just amazes me that she believed it (and still does!). I figured with me making a joke about it that the lights might come on. Oh well.

 

well, if you can have a relationship with an invisible father in the sky, you should be able to see the invisible porn

 

My thought exactly!

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Computers are scary and mysterious to some people. I rather suspect though that this particular bit of bullshit happened as a result of some twerp accidentally posting a porn link on his FB and desperately trying to figure out an excuse before his mommy/wife could get pissed about it. I DIDN'T KNOW, HONEY! REALLY!

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I have actually seen what she is talking about. A suggestive looking video still/title is posted, and if you follow the link and click yes (or something like that) it automatically posts to your wall and all your friends can see it.

 

It is not people actually hacking into your computer unbeknownst to you...it is your stupidity in clicking on a video and then accepting its permissions.

 

All that to say, there is a kernel of truth to what she is posting.

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I actually posted a big long thing on there regarding exactly why I was pro-choice, and also posted a link to some info about Crisis Pregnancy Centers lying their asses off to women, and it's the weirdest thing--you never seemed to notice or say anything about it.

 

Feel free to send me the link. I don't get on here as often as I'd like to, clearly I missed that one. I'd be happy to take a look at that.

 

I'll say this and be done here on that topic: when I hear someone being so obtuse and so emotionally charged with their language, that tips me off pretty quickly that their stance isn't actually rational. I find that sort of talk controlling and manipulative.

 

Again, could you please point out what exactly you found to be "emotionally charged language?" I attempted to briefly state my belief that science articulates the humanity of the preborn and I'm curious what words you found to be "emotional"?

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Tell ya what, K: Go find the damn thread yourself. It shouldn't be all that hard, since it'll be in your history and it's specifically got "abortion" in its thread title. I'm not going to do the work for you. If you really want to engage in a solid discussion, then that is where I'll be.

 

I'm a little sick of the innocent act you keep pulling. Here's the clue stick for you: It's not a "child losing its life." It's a fetus that is being aborted. At the pre-fetus stage, it's not even enough cells to consider a pinkie clipping, much less a teeny baby dressed in Daisy Kingdom outfits like you keep implying. By using that terminology, you alienate people who might otherwise be somewhat sympathetic to your message. By refusing to acknowledge--or even learn--how you're steering wrong, by this wafting heavenward of palms to indicate that you're just sooooooooooooooo confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused about this emotional sabotage you keep committing, you do not advance your cause as a rational one. I'm fucking done with you now on this thread.

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I know it was angels because they PICKED OUR CAR UP AND FLEW IT OUT OF THE WAY. Praise the lord.

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The saga continues (and gets funnier):

 

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she obviously didn't even stop to check if he was okay. how christian.

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...smiley face on my right shoulder..

 

Sounds to me like she's confusing the cartoons of her youth with reality.... angel on one shoulder, devil on the other.

 

 

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I know it was angels because they PICKED OUR CAR UP AND FLEW IT OUT OF THE WAY. Praise the lord.

 

True story: I saw a car coming right at me and yelled JESUS CHRIST! Then I got t-boned. Then the police came and took a report and then left. Then I tried to contact the insurance company and they said the account was closed because the car had been stolen and they had paid the owner already. So I contacted the police and found out the driver was a fugitive. Eventually the driver was jailed and car was towed to the cop shop. Didn't get much help from Jesus on that one. Nor the cops, initially.

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Oddly last night I ran across this. Slightly OT here but had to share.

 

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http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/022.shtml

 

 

 

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http://supercardigest.com/lamborghini/freak-lamborghini-gallardo-accident/

 

It's a $200,000-$260,000 car.

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We deserve hell for...being born...? Why do people buy into this blame-the-victim mentality?

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We deserve hell for...being born...? Why do people buy into this blame-the-victim mentality?

 

Hell is going to church every Sunday.

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