stryper Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Hell is going to church every Sunday. Amen to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 We deserve hell for...being born...? Why do people buy into this blame-the-victim mentality? Stockholm Syndrome Hell is going to church every Sunday. Ramen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Ramen Chicken, Beef or Spicy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Ramen Chicken, Beef or Spicy? Oh, yeah! Definately spicy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 We deserve hell for...being born...? Why do people buy into this blame-the-victim mentality? Stockholm Syndrome Hell is going to church every Sunday. Ramen You've been touched by His noodly appendage. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Yup old Moses had poor eyesight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftIce Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Pfffffft. My aunt linked to an image some other Christian posted. Something along the lines of 'in God's hands'. The only problem was that the image in question was a photoshop of the well known imfamous goatse image. For those that haven't ever come across the goatse image, it's basically a shot of a nude man, stretching his.. ahem... butthole wide open with both his hands. The photoshopped version had the hands as 'clouds' and the 'butthole' as the sun showing through. If you wanna see what the photoshopped version looks like, here it is: No worries. Safe for work and all that. The irony. It made my entire week. Along with the fact that 90% of the comments were things like 'PRAISE JESUS' and 'GOD IS GREAT!!!11'. Of course there were a few of us that got the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Pfffffft. My aunt linked to an image some other Christian posted. Something along the lines of 'in God's hands'. The only problem was that the image in question was a photoshop of the well known imfamous goatse image. For those that haven't ever come across the goatse image, it's basically a shot of a nude man, stretching his.. ahem... butthole wide open with both his hands. The photoshopped version had the hands as 'clouds' and the 'butthole' as the sun showing through. If you wanna see what the photoshopped version looks like, here it is: No worries. Safe for work and all that. The irony. It made my entire week. Along with the fact that 90% of the comments were things like 'PRAISE JESUS' and 'GOD IS GREAT!!!11'. Of course there were a few of us that got the joke. Someone should post the real goatse image to that FB page. It would be a public service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahinprogress Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Today: The moment you say to God, "I hear you, I know what you want me to do, but I'm not going to listen. Not right now." That's the exact moment the enemy has been waiting for so he can take advantage of and blind you. You'll start to believe you have all the time in the world to come back and do things right after you've had some fun. What we forget is that we aren't promised every moment of every day. My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. The riches and pleasures of this world are a tiny grain of sand in comparison to the love, acceptance, and peace He has for us! May God bless you on this beautiful day that He has made. ♥ So basically: don't pay any attention to the world aroun you, it sucks. Heavens rulez!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted April 29, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2012 Today: My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. Ah yes, those god-blinders. Gotta love willful ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm loving this thread. Despite the majority of people on my FB being Christian I have so few experiences with these kinds of posts. Apparently I was a part of a milder, gentler Christian culture. In the event I see something insane in the future I'll know where to share it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 What I really enjoy from fundy's on FaceBook is how every once in a while they get caught going to a "naughty" site because they didn't turn off the track back link to FaceBook. Gonna have to save a screen shot of those or something and save it for their next FB god is great post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Today: The moment you say to God, "I hear you, I know what you want me to do, but I'm not going to listen. Not right now." That's the exact moment the enemy has been waiting for so he can take advantage of and blind you. You'll start to believe you have all the time in the world to come back and do things right after you've had some fun. What we forget is that we aren't promised every moment of every day. My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. The riches and pleasures of this world are a tiny grain of sand in comparison to the love, acceptance, and peace He has for us! May God bless you on this beautiful day that He has made. ♥ So basically: don't pay any attention to the world aroun you, it sucks. Heavens rulez!!!!! Your last sentence makes me wonder if we can't classify Christianity as Dissociative Disorder....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_disorder Born again? Sounds like an identity shift. Ignore your immediate life and wish for heaven...hmmm...sounds like dissociation. haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftIce Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 ...track back link to FaceBook. T... Track back? This is something I should be highly aware of. *paranoid eyes* My relatives don't need to know I visited 4chan, mmkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Today: My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. Ah yes, those god-blinders. Gotta love willful ignorance. Can't they see how shitty their metaphors are? Keep your eyes on God and you won't see that pothole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller2 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Today: The moment you say to God, "I hear you, I know what you want me to do, but I'm not going to listen. Not right now." That's the exact moment the enemy has been waiting for so he can take advantage of and blind you. You'll start to believe you have all the time in the world to come back and do things right after you've had some fun. What we forget is that we aren't promised every moment of every day. My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. The riches and pleasures of this world are a tiny grain of sand in comparison to the love, acceptance, and peace He has for us! May God bless you on this beautiful day that He has made. ♥ So basically: don't pay any attention to the world aroun you, it sucks. Heavens rulez!!!!! I hated how they used this sort of imagery in xtianity.How the fuck do you gaze on his face etc when he is invisible and everyone fucking knows this????I know they are meaning in some amazing ethereal manner but the truth is xtians come out with this shit,make themselves look superspiritual which left sincere mena nd women in the church aghast at their own spiritual poverty,meanwhile the originators of this shite would probably fuck off out for an afternoon of retail therapy or somthing instead of an afternoon of prayer and fasting pmsl.I really hated this superspiritual BSl,It was so easy to say that shite and folks would amen it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblueep Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 "And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose." Romans 8:28 NASB If there were no other reason, this promise alone would be reason enough to be to be a follower of Christ. Oh vey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Today's joy. This was posted in a photo, complete with photo of a sandaled man walking on water: "When you feel like you're drowning in life, Don't worry--your Lifeguard walks on water." Hmmm. That has not been my experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yrth Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Today: My fellow believers, let's run this race without looking to the left or right. Let's constantly gaze upon our heavenly Father's face and be faithful to Him and His calling. Ah yes, those god-blinders. Gotta love willful ignorance. Can't they see how shitty their metaphors are? Keep your eyes on God and you won't see that pothole. Yeah. It's like, as long as you're saying something in the right general direction, it doesn't matter wtf you actually say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Honest Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Today's joy. This was posted in a photo, complete with photo of a sandaled man walking on water: "When you feel like you're drowning in life, Don't worry--your Lifeguard walks on water." Hmmm. That has not been my experience. OMG I saw this one, too! The photo is SO cheezy! Yeah, some lifeguard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilcoppertop Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronxo Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 0 calories... All talk but no substance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingLife Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Feed me That is the rebuttal to the Tee shirt - Da munster church neads yuor bludd - actually your hard earned money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A friend posted this today: I'm going to quote myself. I normally wouldn't, but it was like this tiny drop of crystal clear water into an enormous brackish swamp that is our mundane human existence. Are you ready? "God sent Jesus to the cross for us because we are worth it. All we have to do is believe in that. We don't have to do anything other than accept the grace that He extends. He holds out his arms and you either say "poo poo poo don't hug me" or you say "wow, really? You love me just because? And even though I've screwed up a million times and will screw up a million times more, I am still lovable? Thank You, Lord, thank You! I have new life in You! I shall be forever grateful for all the ways You know me and love me."" Analogies. I haz teh. It's not even cheezy or imaginative- more like xtian word vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryper Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Word vomit....that is great phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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