Onyx Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 To mess with your head.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 You can't mess with my head... I'm already insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 funny how much you look at the avatar sometimes and picture the avatar doing the talking. Crazy, your avatar makes your posts that much funnier. WHAT? YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STAND AT ATTENTION POLLYANNA! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS, NURSERY SCHOOL? DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totallyatpeace Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 WHAT? YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STAND AT ATTENTION POLLYANNA! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS, NURSERY SCHOOL? DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is perfect!! Exactly how I imagine you. Tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 A moose bit my sister once. Was your sister ok? That must have been a “moost see event”. She didn’t bite back? She should have…except PETA would be upset. funny how much you look at the avatar sometimes and picture the avatar doing the talking. Crazy, your avatar makes your posts that much funnier. WHAT? YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STAND AT ATTENTION POLLYANNA! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS, NURSERY SCHOOL? DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25. If you can see the avatar do the talking, then you need stronger medication. 1…2…3…4…5…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imageownershipproblem Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Geezer, the reason I think your handle is literally the best I've ever seen is because you're so honest about being fifteen, which is a good age to be if you want my honest opinion which you probably don't. You're no sillier than the rest of us here and I'd take any advice from you just as seriously knowing your age as I would if I didn't. I just think it's kind of cool. You've got a great attitude about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 I lost a little piece of my lip once to an ostrich. (true story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I lost a little piece of my lip once to an ostrich. (true story) Wewy? Whet muft have hurft! I hopy you kicked it legs after that, and pushed his head into the ground! My avatar is a experiment to crossbreed human and ostrich, and see what happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 You can't mess with my head...I'm already insane We figured as much with that avatar... Welcome to the insane club, we always love company, except fpr the split-personality, they seem take a hike now and then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and it spreads easy. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 The tangy zip of Miracle Whip beats mayonnaise hands down. I also can’t believe that people actually like dill pickles. I think they got their name because you have to “pick” them off your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 The tangy zip of Miracle Whip beats mayonnaise hands down. I also can’t believe that people actually like dill pickles. I think they got their name because you have to “pick” them off your food. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oddly I too prefer the Whip and dislike pickles ... IBF where do you stand on other condements and garnishes??? PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 Wewy? Whet muft have hurft! I hopy you kicked it legs after that, and pushed his head into the ground! My avatar is a experiment to crossbreed human and ostrich, and see what happened! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hans - glad you asked. Here's how it came down: Back when I was in college (aeons ago) - I went to the Zoo. This was in Las Vegas - they had a little piece of shit zoo a few miles out of town. When I got to the ostriches, there was a little 4' chain link fence keepin em in. Well, I'm just standing there when here comes this freakin ostrich. He walks right up to me, and he's starin me right in the eye. So I think (remember, I'm just a numb-nuts college kid), I think, I'll just blow in his face and scare the shit outta him and laugh as he runs away. So I blow in his face. He just stands there lookin at me for second, then WHAM! Right in the kisser. Felt like a fuckin sledge hammer. So, I got blood runnin all down my shirt, lookin like someone tried to kill me. People are staring. I'm embarassed as a mutherfucker. I get back to the dorm, and kept my fuckin mouth shut. Everyone assumed I'd been in a fight. Well, actually I had, sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Oddly I too prefer the Whip and dislike pickles ... IBF where do you stand on other condements and garnishes??? PR A very light dash of French’s mustard will liven up any tuna or egg salad. Dijon mustard was invented by the French, but they really don’t eat it themselves. They just amuse themselves at the prospect of American snobs consuming something they use to treat toenail fungus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 A very light dash of French’s mustard will liven up any tuna or egg salad. Dijon mustard was invented by the French, but they really don’t eat it themselves. They just amuse themselves at the prospect of American snobs consuming something they use to treat toenail fungus. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We were seperated at birth! well maybe with a few years difference... but it's uncanny ----------------------------------------------------------- 12 Rules for Life Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right." 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them. 7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?" 8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; It's on loan to us while we're here ...even our kids. 12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 That's awesome, PR - The book of Proverbs - ex-c style #1 sounds like the voice of experience talking #2 just common sense. everyone knows that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I live by #5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 So I think (remember, I'm just a numb-nuts college kid), I think, I'll just blow in his face and scare the shit outta him and laugh as he runs away. So I blow in his face. He just stands there lookin at me for second, then WHAM! Right in the kisser. Felt like a fuckin sledge hammer. So, I got blood runnin all down my shirt, lookin like someone tried to kill me. People are staring. I'm embarassed as a mutherfucker. I get back to the dorm, and kept my fuckin mouth shut. Everyone assumed I'd been in a fight. Well, actually I had, sort of. Ouch! They’re pretty aggressive, I’ve heard. So yeah, no teasing ostriches or Austrians either… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 12 Rules for Life... PR Beautiful. I copied it into my book of quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 12 Rules for Life...PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I live by #5<{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's awesome, PR -The book of Proverbs - ex-c style #1 sounds like the voice of experience talking #2 just common sense. everyone knows that shit <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Glad that you folks like them! I forget who first sent them to me but have them posted on my fridge. My personal favorite is: 9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmatically_challenged Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 That would make you a clucker fucker PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hehe! I am still at the prevert level and have not even used the feather yet. hehe. I aspire to become a pervert, but my lover is just as stupid as I am LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imageownershipproblem Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Does anybody else have A(musing) M(isuse) O(f) R(esources) and does he always get that upset when you take a screenshot? I need to take my virtual pet to the virtual psychiatrist! Poor little guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiffany Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Jesus Christ on a stick! Is this thread still going? 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5dxfubrt32li45psa098ed7gwi4jn5gpis8uefrygsidjfng3ke rtj0hy98ryfgh345jkn6h;osdfighp9wr56ykrjsgoh8ypweorithjretukfghmjk256ft5uyik365 4tynu6k54r 6tyukf3gh5m436fy3oul1654d6r87t6u335445r63687fgnd1fgh3j5j436er7iu3ft8ghj736d et1etyjer965876u434d36fg46w4346152345629387yqew8uywsderhcvbmbnzxclkhsadg ;oieqrtoiuyw98723456poiuwertyoiydsfgkjcxvbnmsdfghkwderoiwerpy8iu23456- Ok I'm board, let's just say a shit load! 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Ouroboros Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Hey, is that a speaking in tongues language? I bet if we get someone who can do spiritual interpretation, we can get to know what it means! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveL Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 And now for a bit of holy scripture from the Invisible Pink Unicorn Scriptures Prophet Noweh Chapter 1. 1: And the Unicorn gathered her disciples together in Her Sacred Pink Stable and when they had reclined upon the Sacred straw She spake unto them. 2: 'Go ye into the whole world, yea, even unto the evil barbarian tribes of Utah shall ye go. And ye shall gather unto you all the pink candy that ye shall find there. And ye shall take it even from the babes and there will be much wailing and gnashing of gums. Only into Florida must ye not go for they are wicked in my sight and they will cause a great horticultural pestilence to be let loose upon the land.' 3: 'The candy that you gather must be pink, not red nor blue, but pink only shall ye gather. Thou must not gather green candy or yellow candy. Nor shalt thou gather chocolate bars. Escheweth ye icky black candy and also white. Jelly beans also thou may gather, but only the pink ones. As we used to say in bible studies. 'I think there is something in that for all of us.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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