trashy Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Jesus: The first time I did this I didn't have holes in my feet! PR oh my dog - I almost laughed at a caller..... crap - now I forgot what I was gonna post.......damn........... Oh yeah! Dude, your avatar - who is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 oh my dog - I almost laughed at a caller..... crap - now I forgot what I was gonna post.......damn........... Oh yeah! Dude, your avatar - who is that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have no clue I searche google for Gay Satan and this came up ... then Khan made him purple for me! Glad I made you laugh ... it is my mission in life to bring laughter and unappropriate ( or is it Inappropriate? Reach will no doubt correct me )comments. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Raised from the dead The UnHijackable Thread!PR rolled the stone away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YEAH! 2,159 reads, and the U.H.T. lives on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashy Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I have no clue I searche google for Gay Satan and this came up ... then Khan made him purple for me! Glad I made you laugh ... it is my mission in life to bring laughter and unappropriate ( or is it Inappropriate? Reach will no doubt correct me )comments. PR Gay satan? I thought it was Dom Deluise in drag...... I'll save Reach the trouble - unappropriate is inappropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Gay satan? I thought it was Dom Deluise in drag...... I'll save Reach the trouble - unappropriate is inappropriate <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone thinks its Dom LOL PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Stare at my sig! Be mesmerized, and loose all sanity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Stare at my sig! Be mesmerized, and loose all sanity! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have been thinking about that off and on all day! It drives me mad but I have to watch PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Stare at my sig! Be mesmerized, and loose all sanity! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lost that ages ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Or could it be that it describes what people are like after meeting me...? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes I can see that too PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf*cker. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think hairy butts are really sexy. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. Sure I'd love to wear a condom! We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. F*ck Monday Night Football, let's sit and talk. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say: Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. I think hairy butts are really sexy. Hey, get a whiff of that one. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. This diamond is way too big! I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. Wow, it really is 14 inches! Does this make my butt look too small? I'm wrong, you must be right again. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 PR!! I just love your humor, thanks for the funnies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 PR!! I just love your humor, thanks for the funnies... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're sweet Japedo. And you obviously have impeccable taste in fun and funny! I'll do my best to maintain high standards in low comedy. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?"..... The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 What do you think my sense of humour fit these words best? High Satire Satire/ irony Soshpicated banter Low brow What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 What do you think my sense of humour fit these words best? High Satire Satire/ irony Soshpicated banter Low brow What do you think? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Velveeta. Cool whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 BTW, PR, I found you a new avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Velveeta. Cool whip. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Been waiting for my fix of the sissified Capt. Americas today! I want to look away but can't PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 BTW, PR, I found you a new avatar. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice Nihil but who's behind him? To bring such a rectal rapturous look to his face? PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Nice Nihil but who's behind him? To bring such a rectal rapturous look to his face?PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Batman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh OK! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Oh OK! PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll pm you the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 "Why is it that every time you have a fight with your boyfriend, I walk out of here looking like the late Judy Garland?" comic by Charles Ortleb PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 The Unhijackable Thread Lives On! Resurrection, baby! This thread cannot be hijacked, side-tracked, or bitch-smacked. CAUSE IT HAS NO TOPIC! Woohoo! Hey, how bout them White Sox? One-two-three-four. Say goodnight and shut the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hey, speakin of the world series, (or not) How come nobody recognized Jesus after he rose from the dead? Seems like a funny thing to write into the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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