crazy-tiger Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Jesus Christ on a stick! Is this thread still going? 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J/K <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I can interpret this... "In the morning, the swallow will flip you the bird, while the emu will run for president. If the wolf needs to walk, the eagle will swim. Never eat yellow snow, and never look up at passing pigeons. Should there be an atomic war, put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. When confronted with a fundy, take the piss out of them for they are here for your amusement. Always remember that a fundy's brain works as fast as a sloth runs. The tiger and zebra are of the same kind, for they both have 4 legs and stripes. Got milk? P-p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. God says "Shit, you guys still believe? It was all a joke." Thou shalt not post on Troys forum, for he cannot handle being proven wrong. God and Satan are one... he just has a split personality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveL Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Check out what happens when you type "Troy" into the Bile Generator http://www.umop.com/acronym/acronym.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Check out what happens when you type "Troy" into the Bile Generator http://www.umop.com/acronym/acronym.php <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oooh... I can have lots of fun with that. DaveL = Depraved, Abhorrant Vampire, Enigma of Lies. Hansolo = Horrific, Abhorrant Nutball, Saint of Obscurity and Licentious Offal. Mr Neil = Morbid, Rudimentary Nutball, Enigma of Insolence and Languishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccles1:2 Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 OK - nobody move, and nobody'll get hurt. This thread is being hijacked. Get me a helicopter to the airport, and prepare me a jet, to fly to a destination I will specify later. I also require $15 million in used bills, a pepperoni pizza, the Kama Sutra and a Snickers bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reach Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 OK - nobody move, and nobody'll get hurt. This thread is being hijacked. Get me a helicopter to the airport, and prepare me a jet, to fly to a destination I will specify later. I also require $15 million in used bills, a pepperoni pizza, the Kama Sutra and a Snickers bar. Hmmmm... do you have room for a passenger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 OK - nobody move, and nobody'll get hurt. This thread is being hijacked. Get me a helicopter to the airport, and prepare me a jet, to fly to a destination I will specify later. I also require $15 million in used bills, a pepperoni pizza, the Kama Sutra and a Snickers bar. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We can manage those, but you'll have to release some of the posts before we let you have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I think I can interpret this... "In the morning, the swallow will flip you the bird, while the emu will run for president. If the wolf needs to walk, the eagle will swim. Never eat yellow snow, and never look up at passing pigeons. Should there be an atomic war, put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. When confronted with a fundy, take the piss out of them for they are here for your amusement. Always remember that a fundy's brain works as fast as a sloth runs. The tiger and zebra are of the same kind, for they both have 4 legs and stripes. Got milk? P-p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. God says "Shit, you guys still believe? It was all a joke." Thou shalt not post on Troys forum, for he cannot handle being proven wrong. God and Satan are one... he just has a split personality." You got the gift! The Holy Spook makes you Interpret Holy Languages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Check out what happens when you type "Troy" into the Bile Generator http://www.umop.com/acronym/acronym.php Well, this is me: Horrific, Abhorrant Nutball, Saint of Obscurity and Licentious Offal Perfect! Like my selfesteem needed a boost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 OK - nobody move, and nobody'll get hurt. This thread is being hijacked. Get me a helicopter to the airport, and prepare me a jet, to fly to a destination I will specify later. I also require $15 million in used bills, a pepperoni pizza, the Kama Sutra and a Snickers bar. Another hijacker? ... Everyone now, at the same time, say "HI JACK, erh!" I have a lot of unpaid bills, you want them? Some of them are used, we ran out of toilet paper one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I have a new expression for us apostates: "I don't hate Christians, I only hate Christianity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 More really bad humor +++++++++++++++ Drunk at a Baptism One day a drunk was wondering down by the river and he stumbles upon a baptism. The priest looks at the drunk in disgust. He says, "Son have you found Jesus yet?" The drunk answers, "no." The preist asks him if he would like to be baptized, the drunk agrees. So the priest dips the mans head in the water pulls him out and asks if he has found Jesus. The drunk says no, so the priest dips him in a little longer this time and again asks if he has found jesus yet, the drunk replies, "no" Finally the priest takes the drunks head and dips him into the river, this time he holds his head under for a whole minute. He brings up the drunk and asks him if he has found jesus yet? To this the drunk replies, "no, but are you sure this is where he fell in?" PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Priapus Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 What do you think of online RPG servers? Do you have a favorite?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rocket Propelled Grenades? No, I ain't rummaging through 9 pages of non-specific thread to see if this has already been addressed. I ain't doin' it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I tried evercrack, but just couldn't understand the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Prefer RuneScape myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I'm currently into Dragonrealms and Modus Operandi. Ah, good ol' text. I tried Puzzle pirates a while, but its just not in the budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 25 Signs You've Grown Up 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a single one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer or wine in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - The Whole Date - instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 PR I used to enjoy reading your posts, but not anymore. I just realized that you have usurped my honored place as the funny gay guy from New England. You Bitch! IBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanesa Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 HAHAHA that was pretty good PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 PR I used to enjoy reading your posts, but not anymore. I just realized that you have usurped my honored place as the funny gay guy from New England. You Bitch! IBF <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh IBF! I didn't mean too And I've just had a couple good days LOL You'll get the scepter back soon I'm sure. For now you can be the OLDER funny gay guy <duck> PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 HAHAHA that was pretty good PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Vanesa I'm one of those strange people who love lists. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 You'll get the scepter back soon I'm sure. PR Thanks, I know just where to stick it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Thanks, I know just where to stick it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL ... promises promises. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is there nothing funnier than two queens fighting for the most attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is there nothing funnier than two queens fighting for the most attention? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only one thing and that's 2 queens and a midget PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dominica Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Stop it you two! If anyone is going to win the crown for the best attention getter, it’s me! IBF, everyone is tired of your old stories anyway. PR is a nice fresh face around here. At least his avatar looks like a little thought went into it. Now stop your bitching and make up. Dominica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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