Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Stop it you two! If anyone is going to win the crown for the best attention getter, it’s me! IBF, everyone is tired of your old stories anyway. PR is a nice fresh face around here. At least his avatar looks like a little thought went into it. Now stop your bitching and make up. Dominica <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn I gotta bow down to the name and avatar alone! LOL IBF it's all yours poodle PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Stop it you two! If anyone is going to win the crown for the best attention getter, it’s me! IBF, everyone is tired of your old stories anyway. PR is a nice fresh face around here. At least his avatar looks like a little thought went into it. Now stop your bitching and make up. Dominica Oh God! You Again! Dominica, I haven’t seen you ages. You always know just when to show up and humiliate me. I see you are still using that picture of yourself from 1980s. I know how much you weigh now dear, you’re not fooling anyone. IBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Oh God! You Again! Dominica, I haven’t seen you ages. You always know just when to show up and humiliate me. I see you are still using that picture of yourself from 1980s. I know how much you weigh now dear, you’re not fooling anyone. IBF <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bitch! I (heart) IBF PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ TexasFreethinker ☆ Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'm dialing Tammy right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Just a reflection: Invictus has been possessed by Incubus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Great to see you again Dom, when The Church Lady and Tammy will come again? I want to see them again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A T Thunderbird Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Oh, God, Your avatar is uggggly!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveL Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Hi Thunderbird, I see your fairly new here, Welcome to Ex-C! How's Scott and Brains doing? I think your Avatar need some explaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Sinse IBF doesn't seem to be fulfilling his quota as The Funny Gay Guy. I'll pick up the slack. 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccles1:2 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Hmmmm... do you have room for a passenger? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If it's you...of course! But keeps your hands off my Snickers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Priapus Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 25 Signs You've Grown Up 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you! PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HA! #21 and 24 don't apply to me so I'm still a Fresh Young Flower!! FUCK yeah! Wait, #21 doesn't apply if I eat cereal at night...but wait, I eat breakfast stuff for breakfast so...dammit. #21 does apply to me. But I still got #24! Except I don't go to bars anymore because of work and kids and all. So.... I guess I am an old fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 HA! #21 and 24 don't apply to me so I'm still a Fresh Young Flower!! FUCK yeah! Wait, #21 doesn't apply if I eat cereal at night...but wait, I eat breakfast stuff for breakfast so...dammit. #21 does apply to me. But I still got #24! Except I don't go to bars anymore because of work and kids and all. So.... I guess I am an old fuck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL revision: #26. Desperately clinging to signs to maintain youth! PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 HA! #21 and 24 don't apply to me so I'm still a Fresh Young Flower!! FUCK yeah! Wait, #21 doesn't apply if I eat cereal at night...but wait, I eat breakfast stuff for breakfast so...dammit. #21 does apply to me. But I still got #24! Except I don't go to bars anymore because of work and kids and all. So.... I guess I am an old fuck. But #25 got you anyway. Because you read it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeeBee Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 I'm dialing Tammy right now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dear Texas Freethinker, (What a presumptuous name?) You may have a bit of a wait. Tammy Faye asked me to fill in for her, as she is having some “make-up issues” to deal with at the moment. I fear even our Lord would require the full seven-days without rest to fix the face of that woman. I am really not sure what the issue is. Tammy just reminded me that I owed her a favor (She helped me escape the clutches of Laura Schlessinger once, and now she won’t let me forget it) and told me that someone needs to defend her honor against some unfortunate souls. Tammy said that her old thieving domestic help, Dominica, and the devilish ghost of Paul Lynde were trolling this forum and were likely to say unpleasant things about her. As far as I can tell she has escaped harm thus far, but I want you to know that I am watching. BeeBee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Dear Texas Freethinker,(What a presumptuous name?) You may have a bit of wait. Tammy Faye asked me to fill in for her, as she is having some “make-up issues” to deal with at the moment. I fear even our Lord would require the full seven-days without rest to fix the face of that woman. I am really not sure what the issue is. Tammy just reminded me that I owed her a favor (She helped escape the clutches of Laura Schlessinger once, and now she won’t let me forget it) and told me that someone needs to defend her honor against some unfortunate souls. Tammy said that her old thieving domestic help, Dominica, and the devilish ghost of Paul Lynde were trolling this forum and were likely to say unpleasant things about her. As far as I can tell she has escaped harm thus far, but I want you to know that I am watching. BeeBee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just what we need... a sanctimonious douche to regurgitate pious proselytizing in defense of the ultimate drag queen with a pussy. Sister you haven't heard begun to read unpleasant yet. BTW Welcome PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 BeeBee - was that your first post? Welcome, dear girl. p.s. I love what you've done with your hair. Very cosmopolitan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Hiya BeeBee, I hope you will Bee here a lot (Sorry, lame joke alert!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeeBee Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 BeeBee - was that your first post? Welcome, dear girl. p.s. I love what you've done with your hair. Very cosmopolitan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least one heathen on this forum acknowledges my impeccable coiffure. Jesus insists on helping me with it, (it’s hard to say no to the Lord) but I have to do it over again after he leaves. I think He has a “thing” for hair. Mythra, I will speak with the Lord about you. In lieu of your comment, perhaps I can persuade him to turn down the thermostat a couple of degrees in your future residence. PR, You are now on my “WATCH” list. BeeBee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 Only two posts, and I like you already b.b. Appreciate that good word you're gonna put in for me. On the other hand, I've always enjoyed warm climates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dominica Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Just what we need... a sanctimonious douche to regurgitate pious proselytizing in defense of the ultimate drag queen with a pussy. Sister you haven't heard begun to read unpleasant yet. BTW Welcome PR <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You’ve asked for it now PR!! I used to listen through the door when Tammy Faye had BeeBee over for luncheon. BeeBee has quite a “relationship” with Jesus (He always wanted me to fix him something light for lunch; usually cucumber sandwiches) from what I could gather. You may want to sleep with your pitchfork tonight. Dominica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 You’ve asked for it now PR!! I used to listen through the door when Tammy Faye had BeeBee over for luncheon. BeeBee has quite a “relationship” with Jesus (He always wanted me to fix him something light for lunch; usually cucumber sandwiches) from what I could gather. You may want to sleep with your pitchfork tonight. Dominica <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must have been possessed by naughty demons! I have no real memory of typing those things. :ohmy: I would say that I was regretful but since Satan and his minions are responsible then I guess it's not really my fault. Now I know how Jimmy Swaggert felt! I assure you both BeeBitch and Dementedca that I will spend much time on my knees entertaining fighting these nasty, vile, dirty, yucky, bad! bad! bad! .... hot lucious man whore demons. And think about what I've done. me PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A T Thunderbird Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Hello, my ladies! God is working on this forums as we are speaking! I had to call Fred Phelps on advice on how to get no new converts due to hate. Well, bah, I have to get my 777 Club fix! Say hello to Jesus for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Hello, my ladies! God is working on this forums as we are speaking!I had to call Fred Phelps on advice on how to get no new converts due to hate. Well, bah, I have to get my 777 Club fix! Say hello to Jesus for me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh Jesus on a stick! If you Crusty Queefers are getting love letters from A T(roubled) then you probably need more help than is humanly or divinely possible. Good Luck (stay tucked) PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Silly me! How can that be? Hate is your word, A T? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Okay I need to vent so this seems like the right thread Aaryn101 #1: Because I believe that these persons are not beyond saving, and my God calls me to minister to them with love. Abuse is something that i can tolerate on a forum, and i would be more than happy to endure it if i can proclaim the Word of God at the same time. #2: Some ExChristians here i believe actually were Christians, but most only thought that they were. #1 Typical fundy, anyone rejecting your 'belief's are really "abusing you", it's a price you're willing to pay that you must suffer thru to please god. News flash pal, You don't speak for, of or from God, You are so arrogant to believe a creator would talk to you alone and not anyone here that truly sought him? If he exists and all powerful as you believe, he'll tell us all himself how he feels. Sorry I'm not willing to shut my mind off or put my head in the sand to be a sheep. Dismissing all logic and reason to believe the unbelievable. #2 Your arrogance is showing again , what you 'believe' is irrelevant and quite frankly none of your business as a individuals walk with finding god is none of your damn business. You have all the catch phrases and none of the rationality which is typical. Thanks all, now Back to your regularly scheduled Thread un-hijacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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