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Confucious say:

 

Man going through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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Confucious say:

 

Man going through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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:lmao:

 

Confucious also say:

 

Boy who jerk off into cash register, come into money.

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Wow Bjork's got some nice mommie bags.

 

Been a long time since ya got some Bjork??? Little.....FRUSTRATED?????

 

:twitch:

 

Oh wait, that would be me. :vent:

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Poor you. Have some tea.

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:lmao:

 

Confucious also say:

 

Boy who jerk off into cash register, come into money.

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Confucious say Man who stands on toilet high on pot.

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Poor you. Have some tea.

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Yes, maybe tea will solve my bedroom problems.

 

(drowning in tea)

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I find it absurd that the people in my anatomy class got all giddy because we were getting 3 new cadavers next week.

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Rai and Jiri at Lungha.

Rai of Luwani

Luwani under two moons

Giri, or Ubaya

Ubaya of crossroads, at Lungha

Lungha her skies gray

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Damn, Khan. I don't know what's stranger. Your avatar or your post.

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Damn, Khan.  I don't know what's stranger. Your avatar or your post.

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Hahahahaha.... H'tale, his eyes closed!

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Hahahahaha.... H'tale, his eyes closed!

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Must be getting close to midterms.... :HaHa:

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Hahahahaha.... H'tale, his eyes closed!

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Hey, I remember that episode!

 

Uhhhhh....

 

Army with fist open.

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Grrr. Okay.

 

Next poster... By posting you promise to convince a moderator to rename this thread from 'The unhijackable thread' to "The hijackable thread' and close it after having that done. I urge you to take your promises serious. I address your human dignity. Are you someone that can be trusted, that can be appreciated as a valuable person?

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No. I am neither a trustworthy or valuable person. Some things are worth losing respect over.

 

THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD LIVES ON!!

 

WOOHOO!

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Next poster... "The previous poster wants to kill you! When you answers he will know your IP and your address!"

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Next poster... "The previous poster wants to kill you! When you answers he will know your IP and your address!"

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Take a number and stand in line.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. - Pack a lunch!

 

 

THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD LIVES ON!!!!! :grin:

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Next poster... If you believe in the christian god, you can show it by just posting in this thread.

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Next poster... If you believe in the christian god, you can show it by just posting in this thread.

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Not a problem...but then again, I'm a consummate LIAR! (And that's the truth.) :lmao:

 

 

 

LONG LIVE THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!!!

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WOW! That picture, like, totally turned me on a little bit.

 

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:scratch:

 

 

Probably should have kept that to meself.

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Have any of you ever witnessed a miracle? I have. Totally unexplainable by any natural phenomena I can think of. Here it is.

 

Some years ago, behind the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, they had an amusement park. I went to see a sort of magic show that was there. There was this guy there doing crossbow tricks and a few other tricks. Now, stay with me here. This was the only miracle I've ever seen.

 

So, this guy (I think he was from Argentina or Bolivia or New Guinea or somewhere) - anyway- this guy strips down to his shorts and then climbs into a little box that was on top of a table. The box was a cube of no more than 30 inches in each direction. And, it was on a table that you could see directly underneath the box. So, this guy squeezes down into the box and they shut the lid.

 

So, I'm thinking ok - what's the big deal. I mean, it was a little bitty box, but the dude was skinny. Then the lady stabs the swords into the box the way they do, and I'm still thinking no big deal.

 

After a couple minutes, she opens the lid on the box, and out steps this guy - decked out in a complete clown costume, face all done up with clown makeup, playing a goddamned drum.

 

A miracle, I tell ya.

 

Anybody else ever seen a miracle?

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I have never been on a 34th street.

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I have never been on a 34th street.

You would if I had anything to do with it... :scratch:

 

 

You'd be scattered all over 34th Street then. :fdevil::pureevil::fdevil:

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You would if I had anything to do with it...  :scratch:

You'd be scattered all over 34th Street then.  :fdevil:   :pureevil:   :fdevil:

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Is that a threat? :mellow:

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