godlessgrrl Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 819. You rudely pound people with Bible verses, then when they protest your arrogance, you use the flimsy excuse of "Hey, it's not me saying it, it's God/Jesus/the Bible! Don't blame me!" instead of taking responsibility for the words that come out of your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat22 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This is so interesting, seeing the messages people have been given from different Christians. I want in! 820. You're catch phrase is "Praise Jesus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat22 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 821. You annoy the natives, of ex-Christian forums, by saying "Jesus loves you"... by the way, Jesus does love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mman2000 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 822: You double post in the "You Know You're A Fundy When ...... " thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 821. You annoy the natives, of ex-Christian forums, by saying "Jesus loves you"... by the way, Jesus does love you! 823. you think the above point is cute. (sigh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat22 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 822: You double post in the "You Know You're A Fundy When ...... " thread. Hey, no fare! My "edit" isn't working properly so I couldn't just edit the first post to add the second comment. The EDIT works for a while and then stops working again. 821. You annoy the natives, of ex-Christian forums, by saying "Jesus loves you"... by the way, Jesus does love you! 823. you think the above point is cute. (sigh) And it annoyed you! THAT'S what makes it so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Funny? In what way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 821. You annoy the natives, of ex-Christian forums, by saying "Jesus loves you"... by the way, Jesus does love you! 823. you think the above point is cute. (sigh) And it annoyed you! THAT'S what makes it so funny! I agree with Piprus, "Funny in what way?" Also - note the "(sigh)" at the end of my statement, Honey. You didn't annoy me (sigh) - you're post was a typical fundy post (sigh - boredom sigh) and so it merited as another point on a list of ways you might know you're a fundy. Sorry to disapoint you. Now - back to Piprus' question, "Funny in what way?" Oh - and for one more point - Thank you for inspiring the following: 824. You just don't get it - you don't get why people respond to you the way that they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 825. You get your sense of humor from a gumball machine. *Tee Hee* [Gag!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 826. You think that including holiday carols from different religions is a bad thing just because Christianity is the dominant religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mman2000 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 827: you think that anyone who tries to mention another religious celebration that goes on at the same time as xmas is persecuting you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus_Voyager Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 41. You think the primary use of the brain is to keep the skull from collapsing. 42. You think "Boys to Men" is a day care center. 43. You think "Nights in White Satin" is satanic, because you ignorantly add a "K" to "Nights"(And that makes it satanic how......??) 44. You think "Peter, Paul, and Mary" are gospel singers. 45. You think that "Proctor and Gamble's" trademark is "of the Devil" 46. You think that barcodes have "The Mark of the Beast!" 47. You confuse the "hook 'em. horns" hand sign for "Il Cornuto"(The Devil's Sign) 48. You rebuke the calories in your food to keep from getting fat. 49. You think Amy Grant sold out to the Devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 41. You think the primary use of the brain is to keep the skull from collapsing. ........ 49. You think Amy Grant sold out to the Devil. OOPS.... Don't want to get out of numerical order here these should be 828. ...... 836. Thanks - next number up... 837. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat22 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Funny? In what way? Just in a playful kind of way. By making a joke, instead of trying to push Jesus on you, it's my personal way of saying "I may disagree with your opinion but I do respect it. So let's just make light of our difference in opinion." OH, and here is another one... 837. When you hear the story, of the woman who thought she saw Jesus and jumped out of a moving vehicle because she didn't want to miss the rapture, part of you feels very sad for her. The other parts says "GREAT! Another nut job making us look bad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprus Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 837. When you hear the story, of the woman who thought she saw Jesus and jumped out of a moving vehicle because she didn't want to miss the rapture, part of you feels very sad for her. The other parts says "GREAT! Another nut job making us look bad!" Er...T'aint funny, McGee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smellincoffee Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 838. When you use marshmellows being toasted by a campfire as a way to convert nonbelievers ("Do you want the flesh to melt off your bones like this here marshmellow?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 839. Your response to the issue of Gay Marriage is the following. Gays are allowed to marry just like everyone else without redefining marriage. They are allowed to marry someone of the other sex, just like everyone else. Whether they want that or not is up to them... http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?show...mp;#entry237536 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 840. When you feel blessed for not having to endure the suffering of others without regard to the 'others'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 841. If your entire presence on Ex-C is within one thread. Unless you got stuck, and started a new thread so you didn't feel obligated to answer the old thread. And when the powers that be take away your right to start new threads, it's naturally because they are persecuting your faith, and not because you are a message board troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 842. You throw away a Christmas Card because it doesn't mention Jesus or "the reason for the season". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 843. Before you answer our posts, you pray for the right words to answer us. 844. You don't understand why we don't accept everything you say, just because you say it. 845. You get offended when we ask you to back up your statements with solid evidence and/or proof. 846. You dont' think Open Minded is really a Christian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 847. You really believe there is a secular conspiracy to take the christian meaning out of christmas. 848. You don't really celebrate christmas anyway as it is "Saturnalia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Actually I think that a truly diehard, literalist, fundy would in fact: 849. Be aware that Xmas is in fact derived from pagan rituals, and is one variation on the ages-old theme of solstice celebration; and... 849b. ...consequently refuse to celebrate Xmas at all, because of its pagan origins, and... 849c. ...would roundly and loudly condemn anybody else for celebrating it at all. Shallower, fluffy-bunny fundies, on the other hand, would: 850. Seriously think that Xmas is a Xian holiday, and deny or dismiss claims of pagan origins as a "deception of Satan", and... 850b. ...seriously believe there's a "War on Xmas", and think it's because people hate Jesus, and... 850c. ...have a major shit fit every time someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" to them, or when retail stores refuse to have religious displays, or when they run into displays based on religions or traditions other than theirs, or what have you. (And actually these are kind of repeating stuff that's been put up already anyway, I just reiterated for the distinction between hardcore fundies and fluff-bunny fundies.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 (And actually these are kind of repeating stuff that's been put up already anyway, I just reiterated for the distinction between hardcore fundies and fluff-bunny fundies.) You mean there are kind of like spikey fundies and fluffy fundies? Yeah, I see what you mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 851. When called on to explain something about your dogma/theology that is violent and flies in the face of a supposedly infinitely loving GOD you say things like: I don't know the mind of God God's way is not my way God has His reasons - we don't have to know them - we are required to walk in faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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