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If we all stop responding to this thread, there's a chance that it might eventually go away.  Leave the little boy in the room by himself with only the sound of his ridiculous thoughts for company and let him think about it for a while.

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If we all stop responding to this thread, there's a chance that it might eventually go away. Leave the little boy in the room by himself with only the sound of his ridiculous thoughts for company and let him think about it for a while.

Good advice. Though alternatively, one could take my approach and post evidence that Jesus was gay.

 

Whatever one chooses to do with this thread, it's clear that it does no one any good to take it seriously.

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If we all stop responding to this thread, there's a chance that it might eventually go away. Leave the little boy in the room by himself with only the sound of his ridiculous thoughts for company and let him think about it for a while.

Good advice. Though alternatively, one could take my approach and post evidence that Jesus was gay.

 

jesus also had serious Daddy issues.  If he were around today, he'd make a great gay porn star.

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I wish we would just lock this shitty, pointless thread.  After that fucking prayer from last week I'm more disgusted that annoyed.  christian language has become revolting to me, I cringe when I hear the phrases.

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Sunday Dispatch.701

 

Steve McQueen is one of my favorite actors. One thing I liked about him was that in scenes where he was being shot at, he looked scared. This made his films more realistic to me. He didn’t come across as a super hero immune to danger. He could express a wide range of emotions.

 

I was watching one of his films a few nights ago and it brought back some thoughts about Steve McQueen and his life…and about his faith.

 

The part of his life I want to share concerns the last part of his life. Note: Quoted paragraph is from Southern Yankee Gospel and McQueen quotes from Notes in the Key of Life.

 

This final chapter of his life started when he hired a pilot to teach him to fly.

 

"The pilot who taught him was a man in his early 60s by the name of Sammy Mason. Self-described as cranky and difficult to get along with, he became fast friends with McQueen. As they shared long hours in the air, talking together about the meaning of life, Steve sensed that there was something different about him. The more time they spent together, the more he wanted to know what Mason’s secret was. One day he asked him outright. Mason sat down with the aging actor and explained what, or rather who, had made the difference in his life. The answer, he said, was Jesus Christ."

 

A few weeks later while attending church, McQueen accepted Christ.

 

Several months later that year McQueen was diagnosed with pleural mesothelioma, a fast-spreading and incurable form of cancer. The news was crushing because he had expected God to use him in some great way now that he was a Christian.

 

While he was undergoing experimental treatments for his cancer, McQueen met with some doctors who practiced visualization techniques to encourage healing. In his interviews with them, McQueen repeatedly talked about his faith and how he wanted to share it with others.

 

"...you mentioned earlier about finding a cure in my life. Well, that cure was finding the Lord in my life.”

 

McQueen endured several treatments and operations, but a physical cure was not to be.

Four days after Billy Graham visited him in the hospital McQueen died with a Bible resting on his chest. It was opened to his favorite verse: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, so that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

 

Mom got religious when she was diagnosed with cancer...Dad got religious his last couple years around 80 years of age. I think it's probably common when  you feel death approaching to take on a faith. I would like to start writing my own fictional account of the afterlife so I'm ready. It will be a pagan type of afterlife story. I prefer my own personal fantasy to the premade Christian one. Christian heaven is for people too lazy to make up their own fantasy. It shows a lack of effort. :-)

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Be brave. Be strong. Expect God to get here soon.

 

Psalm 31:24

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Two thousand years and he ain't here yet. Can't get the coif just right and the dry cleaners lost his robes.

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Be brave. Be strong. Expect God to get here CUM soon.

 

Psalm 31:24

 

Yahweh said as he was fucking Jesus in the ass using a prick named "Da Holy Spirit".

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I don't have any more patience with this thread.  If some mod wants to shut it down, I shall not miss it.

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Be brave. Be strong. Expect God to get here soon.

 

Psalm 31:24

Thought he was already here. In some kinda pretend way.

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Blah blah blah.. seriously, this thread is pointless

 

 

and boring...

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Sunday Dispatch.672

 

 

Be brave. Be strong. Expect God to get here soon.

 

Psalm 31:24

 

Be brave. Be strong. For nothing.

 

Seriously Ironhorse...why are you on this forum?

To proselytize or to have discussions? Because I don't see the latter and the way you behave in this thread speaks for the first. No interest and no need for that.

 

We do have an interest in honest and sincere discussion though.

 

Unfortunately you used up all my benefits of doubts and if you don't make a huge effort to proof me otherwise I conclude your only and sole purpose to be on this forum is to proselytize...Or you are a complete troll.

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Be brave. Be strong. Expect God to get here soon.

 

Psalm 31:24

This one can't even get his reference correct.  Psalm 31:24 does not say this.

 

It says:

 

New International Version

Be strong and take heart, all you who hope in the LORD.

 

New Living Translation

So be strong and courageous, all you who put your hope in the LORD!

 

English Standard Version

Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all you who wait for the LORD!

 

New American Standard Bible 

Be strong and let your heart take courage, All you who hope in the LORD.

 

King James Bible

Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.

 

Holman Christian Standard Bible

Be strong and courageous, all you who put your hope in the LORD. 

 

International Standard Version

Be strong, and let your heart be courageous, all you who put your hope in the LORD.

 

NET Bible

Be strong and confident, all you who wait on the LORD! 

 

Aramaic Bible in Plain English

Be strong, and your hearts will be strengthened, all who hope in Lord Jehovah. 

 

GOD'S WORD® Translation

Be strong, all who wait with hope for the LORD, and let your heart be courageous.

 

Jubilee Bible 2000

Be of good courage and strengthen your hearts, all ye that wait in the LORD.

 

King James 2000 Bible

Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all you that hope in the LORD.

 

American King James Version

Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all you that hope in the LORD.

 

American Standard Version

Be strong, and let your heart take courage, All ye that hope in Jehovah. 

 

Douay-Rheims Bible

Do ye manfully, and let your heart be strengthened, all ye that hope in the Lord. 

 

Darby Bible Translation

Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all ye that hope in Jehovah.

 

English Revised Version

Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all ye that hope in the LORD.

 

Webster's Bible Translation

Be of good courage, and he will strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.

 

World English Bible

Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all you who hope in Yahweh. By David. A contemplative psalm.

 

Young's Literal Translation

Be strong, and He strengtheneth your heart, All ye who are waiting for Jehovah!

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Isn't it true that the word for "actor" also means, or can mean, "hypocrite", in the Bible?   So IH has a favorite hypocrite. Wow!

 

We've all shown any lurkers that we are more patient than Jehovah. Even Jehovah drowned little unborn babies and young people and old men and women in the flood when He'd had enough of their bullshit. He didn't need a reason, other than that He wanted to flush his creation down the toilet of His creation. They thought about the evil He created all the time, and some of them even practiced it, so to Hell with them. He was done with them.  I guess they weren't good enough for Jesus.

 

Whatever.

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“We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine.”

 

~D.L. Moody

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“They’ll rebuild their ruined cities.
They’ll plant vineyards and drink good wine.
They’ll work their gardens and eat fresh vegetables.
And I’ll plant them, plant them on their own land.
They’ll never again be uprooted from the land I’ve given them.”

 

~Amos 9:14-15 (The Message)

 

 

Rockets raining down from Gaza, they can tear a man to shreds
Just imagine what they can do to babies sleeping in their beds

 

Close to 3000 comin in so far, on our cities and our towns
Obama looks confused, John Kerry wears a perpetual frown

 

When someone comes to kill you
In the middle of the night
Don’t try to defend yourself

Don’t use an ounce of might
Just sit there quietly and try hard not to faint
As the world calls out for – maximum restraint

 

They’re shooting grads and quassams, from hospitals, mosques and schools
When they photograph their dead and dying Hamas just sits and drools

Another photo op to take, take straight to CNN
they paint Israel as the aggressor – and then it all begins again

 

When someone comes to kill you
In the middle of the night
Don’t try to defend yourself
Don’t use an ounce of might
Just sit there quietly and try hard not to faint
As the world calls out for – maximum restraint

 

Even France is getting the picture, Canada sure does too
Time to take the gloves off, time this shit is through

But the White House wants a cease fire, they wanna hand Hamas a win
Not only is that insane, it constitutes a sin

 

When someone comes to kill you
In the middle of the night
Don’t try to defend yourself
Don’t use an ounce of might
Just sit there quietly and try hard not to faint
As the world calls out for – maximum restraint

 

We gave them back Gaza and they started their missile attacks
Then they went cryin to the UN when Israel hit them back
Too few Jews have died, there must be something wrong
Israel must be cheating, it’s not fair that they’re so strong

 

When someone comes to kill you
In the middle of the night
Don’t try to defend yourself
Don’t use an ounce of might
Just sit there quietly and try hard not to faint
As the world calls out for – maximum restraint

 

~Peter Himmelman

 

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They've been fighting in that region for about 5000 years…. and?

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They've been fighting in that region for about 5000 years…. and?

 

But... but... this time, it's important. Or something.

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Outside the US, and away from the influence of evangelical Protestantism, many see the conflict very differently. Cf. this (written by a Jew):

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/opinion/sunday/roger-cohen-why-americans-see-israel-the-way-they-do.html?ref=todayspaper

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It's difficult to support a regime that retaliates for fifty or so military and three or four civilian casualties by killing one-thousand to fifteen-hundred civilians before asking us to provide more ammo so that they can reload during their two or three-day truce.

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I don't get why Christians are concerned over this war.

 

According to their beliefs those who reject Jesus Christ are going to hell. Both the Jewish and Palestinian people reject Christ.

 

That means if you believe Jesus is the son of god and that he died for your sins then you believe everyone in this crisis are going to be tortured for eternity anyway.

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I don't get why Christians are concerned over this war.

 

According to their beliefs those who reject Jesus Christ are going to hell. Both the Jewish and Palestinian people reject Christ.

 

That means if you believe Jesus is the son of god and that he died for your sins then you believe everyone in this crisis are going to be tortured for eternity anyway.

 

It's in their prophecies.  But not all denominations accept this, it's mainly an evangelical bit.  Just more stupidity that comes from faith.

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I don't get why Christians are concerned over this war.

 

According to their beliefs those who reject Jesus Christ are going to hell. Both the Jewish and Palestinian people reject Christ.

 

That means if you believe Jesus is the son of god and that he died for your sins then you believe everyone in this crisis are going to be tortured for eternity anyway.

It's in their prophecies. But not all denominations accept this, it's mainly an evangelical bit. Just more stupidity that comes from faith.

Well see that's just really confusing. In my part of the world that's how Christianity is taught and that's what I believed for a really long time.

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I don't get why Christians are concerned over this war.

 

According to their beliefs those who reject Jesus Christ are going to hell. Both the Jewish and Palestinian people reject Christ.

 

That means if you believe Jesus is the son of god and that he died for your sins then you believe everyone in this crisis are going to be tortured for eternity anyway.

It's in their prophecies. But not all denominations accept this, it's mainly an evangelical bit. Just more stupidity that comes from faith.

Well see that's just really confusing. In my part of the world that's how Christianity is taught and that's what I believed for a really long time.

 

 

 

"Both the Jewish and Palestinian people reject Christ." ~faceahem

 

That's a broad and all consuming statement. 

One I'm not willing to agree with because I don't know.

 

I don't know who has or who will reject Christ. 

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Jewish people don't consider Jesus as the son of god.

 

If you're claiming that they do then you are clearly retarded.

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