ContraBardus Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Old time slang is weird, outdated English is pretty boring. Solid Dick means "straight talk". Boring. Other lines from this comic story... "It was quite a boner!" "Stung by his boner, Joker lashes back!" "Batman will make the boner of the year" "What does he mean, Bruce? How can he force you into a boner?" "I'm worried about the boner he's preparing for you." "Batman's greatest boner!" That sounds more interesting than it actually is. Boner just means "screw up" or "goof". He's talking about the button on his jacket. It's to support a political candidate in the storyline of that particular issue. Once again, more boring than it sounds. I'm pretty sure there's a transmitter of some sort in Green Lantern's costume. Boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator Margee Posted October 7, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 7, 2014 ROTFLMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh Japan! This is the kind of joy only you can bring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Watch this ten hours of Dr. Hibbert from the Simpsons laughing, IF YOU DARE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hED7PFkY98I 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Hollywood Movie Recipes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FreeThinkerNZ Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm watching the lunar eclipse, which peaks in 15 mins. I suppose it could be considered boring but I find it really cool. I fucking love science. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2014 I like the jumping emoticon the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted October 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2014 I didn't get up early enough to see the complete lunar eclipse, but I did see the moon pretty eclipsed this morning. It was a bit hazy, but it showed up in a drab, boring light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brother Jeff Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I am too tired to feel bored. But I thought I would check this boring thread out anyway. *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I put my clothes on. I am about to go for a walk in the freezing cold Alaskan sun and air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Just finished cleaning my glassware with a vinegar soak to remove that gross white scummy stuff. Ugh. Fucking dishwasher is so old and it gets nothing clean. Ever. I feel that cleaning my glassware is a real achievement. Ho hum. I also cleaned my bathroom counter. I've been ignoring the counter for some time. I'm not very girly but counter is always littered with this and that. I found several old magazines under the disarray. And $2. One of the magazines had Jillian Michaels on the cover. She has a horsemanface. Too lazy to post a pic of her here. Cleaning makes me sleepy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 Here are some useless facts. You've never seen your eyes move. You are blind for hours every day and not aware of it. Both of these things are caused by the same phenomenon. A million seconds is roughly 11 days, a billion seconds is roughly 31 years. Bathtubs are the opposite of boats. Mammoths still walked the Earth when the Great Pyramids were being built. Mars is an inhabited planet. It is solely inhabited by functioning robots. The land area of Russia is greater than the land area of Pluto. Each planet in the solar system would fit in the space between the Earth and the Moon. The person responsible for proofreading Hitler's speeches was an actual Grammar Nazi. There are more bacterial sells in your body than human cells. There are porn stars who were born in 1996. Alphabetical order is entirely arbitrary, the only reason it exists is to make memorization easier and to standardize it for lessons and organization. We built an atomic bomb twenty years before we had color television. You have never seen your actual face, only reflections and pictures. Your age is the number of times you've orbited the sun. You are not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic. Most people judge themselves by their intentions and others by their behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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seven77 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 My pillowcase is green. My sheets are gray. I am cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I am home early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orbit Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I am home now. How boring was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted October 10, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2014 I've been home all day. I'll be working from home all weekend. Yip....pee... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm still at home. Still boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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