seven77 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I just watched a video of a guy eating a cactus. Wtf? I kept thinking about how the cactus evolved needles so that it wouldn't get eaten. And here some assholes are straight up eating a cactus for the hell of it, basically. These dipshits might reproduce. Then the world is going to be full of idiots who go around doing evolutionarily counterproductive stunts. Or maybe those fucks who eat cacti are the same fucks who film themselves getting slammed in the nuts with 2x4s and doing other Jackass-esque stunts that may potentially render them sterile or kill them off before they reproduce. Here is a video of a guy eating a cactus. You can eat a cactus without having to eat the needles. The flesh is edible, as are the roots, flowers and fruits. It's just the outer skin, the part with the needles that you aren't supposed to fucking eat. #idiocracylives #downwardspiral #bleachthegenepool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 22, 2014 Moderator Share Posted October 22, 2014 I have this portable toilet sitting next to my dear 93 year old MIL's bed so she can pee twice in the night. Last night, I forgot to put the bucket in the toilet. I had a lot of cleaning up to do this morning. Bet I won't forget to put the bucket in tonight...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think I just can't do this any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 23, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm drinking a boring Miller Lite. I save the good stuff for the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I bought a farting finger pen today, at the antique store, of all places. Oh wait... this is the "Boring" thread, not the "Awesome" thread... Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 This glorious thread has now run for 55 pages. That fact somehow manages to be boring and awesome at the same time! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 We just ignored a politician at our front door. I wish all of politics was that easy to ignore... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I keep threatening to get a bird. Every time I get mad at my dogs, I tell them "That's it! I've had with your bad behavior and constant flatulence! I'm getting a parakeet!" I probably won't get a bird, but Piggy seems to think this is a legit threat. She will stand by the back door and look forlorn, as if I've stuck a knife deep into the pit of her loyal terrier heart. Then I feel guilty and apologize for making empty threats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I think I just can't do this any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernweh Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm eating a banana. For some reason it has a mealy texture. It might be one of the worst bananas I've ever eaten. I'm not sure if anyone has ever eaten a banana and said afterwards "damn, that was a good banana". I mean bananas are good, except for the one I'm eating right now, but they are not great either. Now a good banana cream pie is sublime but the banana itself is just a banana. I ran over a banana peel once with my car. Before we ran over it I told my wife that I really hope we don't slip off the road since banana peels are supposed to be slippery. She gave me that "look" like I'm weird or something. She does that a lot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I keep hearing "O Canada". It's a faint ode to northern patriotism. I'm not Canadian though. What gives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenHeart Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I woke up. ... Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 23, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2014 I keep hearing "O Canada". It's a faint ode to northern patriotism. I'm not Canadian though. What gives? It's probably in reference to the shooting in Parliament yesterday. http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/22/world/americas/canada-ottawa-shooting/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I keep hearing "O Canada". It's a faint ode to northern patriotism. I'm not Canadian though. What gives? It's probably in reference to the shooting in Parliament yesterday. http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/22/world/americas/canada-ottawa-shooting/index.html Come to think of it, I did wake up to the news this morning. And they did talk about the shooting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I opened my bedroom window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I dream of tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 I dream of tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 Being an introvert is boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 Posting in the wrong thread is boring, but the post itself wasn't boring enough, so I moved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 To an introvert, nothing is more boring than certain extroverted behaviour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I had a dream that someone had invented flying bananaships that dropped coconuts instead of bombs. The bananaships were flung into the sky via large slingshots. Not sure if that is boring or weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 I had a dream that someone had invented flying bananaships that dropped coconuts instead of bombs. The bananaships were flung into the sky via large slingshots. Not sure if that is boring or weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernweh Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I had a dream that someone had invented flying bananaships that dropped coconuts instead of bombs. The bananaships were flung into the sky via large slingshots. Not sure if that is boring or weird. I'm going to go with weird on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Just got home from a 5 mile walk. I don't even know how or why I walked for that long, I just did. I stopped after 1 mile and did some brainstorming for my latest project. Then I met a friend and we walked for about 3 miles. We talked about a lot of things and it was pretty cool to relate to someone in Meatspace. The leaves are turning and the breeze was brisk, but not too cold. A very friendly terrier licked my shoes. Her owner, my friend and myself talked about the World Series. A group of marathoners ran around us and nearly backed over us in the parking lot. I imagined what that park and those hiking trails will look like in 200 years or maybe 500 years. My friend thought that was strange. She started talking about learning foreign languages. She is trying to learn Hebrew and I told her that Hebrew was about useless. She is a believer, so she was like "Torah Torah Torah..." and I was like "I'm thinking of learning Portuguese or maybe Japanese or Chinese." She got all huffy and I tried to explain my reasoning to no avail. Anyway, I came home and ate some dinner and drank some tea. That's the end of my boring exercise story, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I have an empty pizza box that has been sitting in my kitchen for two days. For me, that's boring AND gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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