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A glimpse into the future from the 1970s.

 

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Yes, someday we'll be able to play boardgames with each other from hundreds of miles away! How exciting!

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I need to brush my teeth and floss. I actually like Listerine!

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It's raining.

 

I just changed back into my pajamas. Now wearing pink plaid flannel jams with an faded green Tulane shirt. Found the shirt in the laundry room a couple months ago. Very cozy lol. I found my ugly old man slippers under my bed recently. They are hideous but sooooo comfy.

 

I had a dream that I met Pharrell. He was very polite. We watched "Steel Magnolias" and ate Kettelcorn. I think Pharrell was my gay best friend in the dream. We painted our nails too. Mine were gold; his were black. He drew Batman logos on them because he has mad art skillz like that.

 

My brother in law is supposed to pick Mom up around 2. Hope he's on time since I have to work this evening. Don't want to leave her here by herself. Ughhhhhhh. So sick of work. I've been there all weekend. At least tonight is the last hoorah til Friday. Yaaaaaaaaay! And I'm going to see my gf tonight. Double yaaaaaay!

 

This post wasn't too boring, lol. Hope all is well in the ex-c world. :D

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Guess no one else is boring today???

 

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I want you in my belly, shrimp pad thai. Why can't I have you? Oh yeah, too many fucking calories and carbs. My healthy self says no to you. But my unhealthy self wants you so hard. SO HARRRRRRRRD!

 

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And you spring rolls! And your whoring devilish red sauce! I want you too. Please?

Damn it, I hate healthy. But I know that eating stuff like the above is bad for me. It causes my blood sugar levels to go haywire. I get tired, I have to take more of my meds, my cortisol levels get all screwy and then I'm all sick. Bah. HUM fucking BUG. So I'm reduced to eating preportioned meals. No more than 500 kcal per meal now and only 1500 kcal per day. Doctors orders until things get straightened out. I have to keep telling myself that I'm not going to fall over from lack of nutrition as long as I take my supplements and meds, I'll be ok.

 

I just have cravings. MAD cravings. Today I crave Asian food. I might be back later to post more food pr0n pics of shit I can't have. :P

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When you get the message hang up the phone.

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seven77's boring search history, in particular order:

 

Feces Art

Vomit

Death Chuck Brain

Is the host of Amazing Race from New Zealand?

Pad Thai

Cephalic Carnage Lyrics

Cannibal Corpse Fucked With A Knife

Blue Nailpolish I Bought Last Month

The New 52 Adult Poses

Spotibot

Madonna in In A League of Their Own

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Sharna Charlie Paso Doble

Chromecast Network Issues

Yellow Sun Lyrics

What The Hell Should I Watch On Netflix?

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1001 Ways to Die Lawnmower Guy

Bitch That Ate Tapeworms to Lose Weight

FML

Japanese Emojis

How to Type Star Symbols

Toqr Episodes Drama

New Season of Yamada-Kun

Why the Fuck is Crunchyroll So Slow?

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Murdertrain Lyrics

Outdoor Gym How-To

Squat Tabatas

Viking Metal Playlist

Chihuahua Acceptable Weight

 

Just a sampler of my boring ass shit.

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After an emotionally draining day, I needed something light for my bedtime viewing, so I watched several How It's Made videos.  So far I've watched Wool, Jellybeans, Coca-cola and Peanut Butter.  My favourite was Jellybeans.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2g2RVed4nI

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I'm tired.

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Actual food porn.

 

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If I told you that I was hungry I would be making a dubious statement, since I could actually stand to lose about fifteen pounds, but I certainly feel hungry.  I wish that lunch time would hurry up.  I think that I would like to eat my lunch outside today.  Are you reading this boring thread again?  Why am I posting here?

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I eat a lot of Lean Cuisine microwaved pizza. This feels like a confession.

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Irrelevant Environmental Factors:

  • My headphones are red.
  • I have a Family Guy sticker on my closet door. A former tenant must've put it there.
  • I have a bottle of glass cleaner, some eye drops, an iPhone, a television remote, a stack of post-its and some mail on my desk.
  • I have a shark figurine on top of my television.
  • I am wearing a gray shirt and blue plaid pajamas.
  • I shaved my armpits today.
  • This neighborhood is good for long walks. I walked for over 2 miles today and didn't even realize it. Got lost in an Iced Earth album while walking my Jack Russell. She is old, but man, she kicks my ass when we go for long walks. Still chases leaves and barks at passerby like a pup.
  • I'm thinking that I should switch deodorant brands. I bought some cheap brand at Aldi last week and it doesn't hold up during workouts AT ALL.
  • There are new neighbors somewhere close by. It's a happy shiny couple and two kids. And a pug! The pug was wearing a jack o' lantern shirt-thing! So cute. I adore pugs. Kinda want one now.
  • I need to buy dog food tomorrow. And dog treats. That means a trip to Petsmart. Blaaaaaah. I have to wear pants there. No gusta.
  • I had 2 hard boiled eggs and some cauliflower for dinner. Yawn.

Boring seven77, signing out. tongue.png

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I wish the deliciousness and enjoyment of a particular food item was directly correlated to how low in calories and high in health benefits it is.

 

I can't believe this made it to 53 pages.

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I have an 8am meeting.

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I watched a show about how to make caramel candies last night. Maybe I will make some to give out around the holidays.

 

I called my grandmother this morning. She wants to come home and cried a lot. :(

 

My sister moved without telling me. Had to drive 1hr to get there because my mom left some of her medicine there and the doctors wouldn't issue a new prescription yet. And I got lost looking for her house. Their neighborhood is like a labryrinth. FML.

 

My nephew was happy to see me. He waved and ran to the door. Gave me his stuffed Pooh bear "for g ma!" He said.

 

Now I am trying to convince myself to work out.

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This is my first post in the "Boring Post Thread".

 

I just mowed the grass and picked up leaves with the sweeper.

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I just got back from another meandering walk. This time I took both of my dogs. My chihuahua is antisocial and mean. I think I might need to call the dog whisperer. She growled at a stroller for like 10 min. My old terrier was so chill. I love walking with her. She is friendly and sweet. A total sniffwizard, lol. She always has her nose to the ground like a dog detective. Until she sees a person. Then she's like "heyyyyyyyyyyy! What you doin'?"

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I updated my operating system.

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I had zucchini and meatballs with some marinara sauce. And some cheesy garlic toast. Fucked my diet all up. Staying positive about it, promising myself that I won't do that again. Too many goddamn carbs. Ugggghhhh. Will probably have to take another dose of my diabetes medication here in a bit, depending on what my finger stick test thingie tells me.

 

BUT....

 

I did say no to the linguine that I made for my mom. So that's the bright spot. If only garlic toast wasn't so tasty. Fuck you, garlic toast. And fuck you brain for being all "yaaaaaaay!" about the garlic toast at the store when I bought it.

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I helped a lost dog find his home. I wanted to take him home with me instead.

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I just microwaved a turkey dinner.

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I am listening to Radio NZ National (public radio).  It has been my favourite channel for 25 years.

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More How It's Made videos.  Favourite for today:  Condoms.  Also watched Tape Measures, Adhesive Tape, and Golf Balls.

 

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All to be used at the same time FT? wink.png

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